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Jimbee said:
I really hope that for the sake of all Scots living in England, they don't qualify for a major tournament for a long, long time.
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lol

Why, what are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on us? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at us?
 

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ptfc bee said:
lol

Why, what are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on us? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at us?
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No were just gonna shut the door!

Although judging by the current Scotland "football ;)" team I don't think we have to worry too much about them making it to a major final. They've got no chance of making it to Euro 2008 at least, which will probably ensure that they get a tough qualifying group for 2010 as well.
 

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ptfc bee said:
lol

Why, what are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on us? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at us?
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What the **** are you drinking these days?
 

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Holysmit said:
No were just gonna shut the door!

Although judging by the current Scotland "football ;)" team I don't think we have to worry too much about them making it to a major final. They've got no chance of making it to Euro 2008 at least, which will probably ensure that they get a tough qualifying group for 2010 as well.
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They beat Bulgaria 5-1 a few weeks ago...Walter Smith is assembling a "team" no sun-bed billys, or bullshit merchants for that matter, but he is crafting a team, one would do well to not underestimate the value of togetherness. The sum of the whole being greater than the aggregate of the separate parts abnd all that!

"Dogs shooting bees".....my new favourite saying thanks ptfc bee
 

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Looks like it will be a party on Princes Street to rival News Year Eve.:(
 

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At least we have Andy Murray to save us BRITS of face:D
 

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Rumbled ? I have no idea what you mean my good man.








:homer:
 

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I was gonna **** myself laughing at that one aswell until it was pointed out... you almost owed me a lol PTFC...

:nono:

Can't trust a sweatie :fishing:
 

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Holysmit said:
No were just gonna shut the door!

Although judging by the current Scotland "football ;)" team I don't think we have to worry too much about them making it to a major final. They've got no chance of making it to Euro 2008 at least, which will probably ensure that they get a tough qualifying group for 2010 as well.
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Oh sh*t don't shut the door! That would mean that, I mean then we couldn't, you know, we would be unable to, it would prevent us from :confused:

Of course Scotland won't qualify for Euro 2008, would England if they were in that group?
 

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;) I have no idea who is in Scotland's group as my subscription to non-league review has lapsed, but I hazard a guess at yes :sorted:
 

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Obviously you would guess yes, your English, and most of you gents believe that you have a good national team. ;)
 

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ptfc bee said:
Oh sh*t don't shut the door! That would mean that, I mean then we couldn't, you know, we would be unable to, it would prevent us from :confused:

Of course Scotland won't qualify for Euro 2008, would England if they were in that group?
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The point is though that we would'nt ever be in that group as Scotland's seeding reflects Scotlands world ranking (and yes Scotland are lower ranked than Morocco) and their inability to qualify for major tournaments (before Euro 96 when was their previous appearance at a major competition?)

Unlike Scotland, England do have a reasonable ranking which I suspect is borne out by the fact that they have got to the last 8 of the last 3 major tournaments and lost two of the 3 matches on penalities and the other to the team that was ranked #1 and won the World Cup.

I honestly think that the only chance that the tartan army has of being in a major tournament is as host.

:wave:
 

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Simon C said:
They've been in one since.
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They were decent in the 90's and made it to the tournaments in 90, 92 (which was a good achievement with only 8 qualifiers), 96 and 98 but have been crap since.

Which roughly co-incides with when Rangers and Celtic started filling their teams with European imports :wave:
 

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ptfc bee said:
Of course Scotland won't qualify for Euro 2008, would England if they were in that group?
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Would England finish above a France team without Zidane, Thuram, Makelele and Barthez? Probably :wave:
 

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West Ealing Bee said:
Which roughly co-incides with when Rangers and Celtic started filling their teams with European imports :wave:
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And now the Old Firm are starting to buy up the best young talent in Scotland again... and since Walter Smith took over the international team has improved.

Don't expect to qualify for 2008 ;) but with a decent draw then maybe reach the playoffs for qualification for the WC in 2010.
 

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The H said:
i'm trying to understand why 'Scotland' is in the ''World Cup' thread :fishing:
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:thumbs:

We can all dream... it's a bit like the prospect of Brentford winning promotion over the last couple of years. :fishing: :wave:
 

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West Ealing Bee said:
They were decent in the 90's and made it to the tournaments in 90, 92 (which was a good achievement with only 8 qualifiers), 96 and 98 but have been crap since.

Which roughly co-incides with when Rangers and Celtic started filling their teams with European imports :wave:
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Scotland were in the 98 WC?
 

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West Ealing Bee said:
:yes:

They lost to Brazil in the opening game.
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It was a close one as well, until the Scots conceded an own goal and fell apart.
 

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Pete_the_Bee said:
It was a close one as well, until the Scots fell apart.
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A bit like when englund have to take penaltys then.:wave:
 

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West Ealing Bee said:
Would England finish above a France team without Zidane, Thuram, Makelele and Barthez? Probably :wave:
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Have you been taking the same delusional pills as Alan Shearer? Do we english ever learn we arent very good.
 

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jmcp said:
Have you been taking the same delusional pills as Alan Shearer? Do we english ever learn we arent very good.
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I thought we'd agreed in the other thread it was all down to the manager ;) :scratch:

Think about who would be in a French team without those four players and why would England not be able to put a better team together :scratch:
 

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can i add at this point that shearer is the most two-faced bastard I have ever heard, whilst moaning that england should not have taken an untried player to the world cup, it is then reported that he may become number two to maclaren...and took questions on it from lineker at half time tea and biscuits...has he got photos of barwick in bed with bubbles
 

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GlasgowBee said:
can i add at this point that shearer is the most two-faced bastard I have ever heard...has he got photos of barwick in bed with bubbles
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...................I thought that was the province of Michael Jackson!!??...........
 

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What was the result? I can't actually be arsed to look.
 

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click the little sad face
 

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Shame, still does bode well for the future, as long as the wee ones can stay off the smack and bucky.
 

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Bueno spotted Andy McNeil a fraction off his line, and the striker curled a beautiful shot over the luckless Scotland goalkeeper to go 1-0 up.
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Scottish goalkeepers, huh? lol
 

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Boston Bee said:
Scottish goalkeepers, huh? lol
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Yeah, Almost as funny as Engerland taking penaltys rofl lol :wave: :sorted: :D :fishing: :)
 

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Or Yankee....err...everything. :wave:


ptfc bee said:
Yeah, Almost as funny as Engerland taking penaltys rofl lol :wave: :sorted: :D :fishing: :)
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Carri Bee Un said:
Shame, still does bode well for the future, as long as the wee ones can stay off the smack and bucky.
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Stay off the bucky? What is wrong with you? :nono:
 

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ptfc bee said:
Its been a while now. And I still cannie work oot whit yer gawn on aboot.
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Boston is from Boston in america as opposed to Boston Manor which was my first thought a long time ago but you wouldn't have thought that so you're being a but thick to think that he would be offended by jibes about England taking penalties. If you want to retort to Boston's jibes about Scotland you should mock the US of A in one of the myriad of different ways possible. I like going on about off-defensive up pulling line takers and net shot specialists but I'll leave it up to you, you're a creative enough man. Just don't post pictures of burning nightclubs. :nono:
 

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Carri Bee Un said:
Boston is from Boston in america as opposed to Boston Manor which was my first thought a long time ago but you wouldn't have thought that so you're being a but thick to think that he would be offended by jibes about England taking penalties. If you want to retort to Boston's jibes about Scotland you should mock the US of A in one of the myriad of different ways possible. I like going on about off-defensive up pulling line takers and net shot specialists but I'll leave it up to you, you're a creative enough man. Just don't post pictures of burning nightclubs. :nono:
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So he couldn't bee an English man in Boston (as apposed to New York)? :idea:
 

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ptfc bee said:
So he couldn't bee an English man in Boston (as apposed to New York)? :idea:
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Ah but his location informs us that he is located in Oxford. :wave: Therefore you should have deduced you were retorting to an American and retorted appropriately. I'm afraid that your inappropriate retorting shames all scottish.

Although I vaguely concede you may have a bit of a point.
 

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Touche
 
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