Search Engine Optimisation Expert

[Bigbee]

I'm on my fourth SEO company in three years.They all fail to produce decent ranking results.I've asked on here before and been told that Adworlds is the way to go, well I dont think it is . Is there any one who's maybe joined GPG since I last asked who know's SEO ? A 1000 virgins waits for the successful reply

 

[absenteebee]

I'm on my fourth SEO company in three years.They all fail to produce decent ranking results.I've asked on here before and been told that Adworlds is the way to go, well I dont think it is . Is there any one who's maybe joined GPG since I last asked who know's SEO ? A 1000 virgins waits for the successful reply

Haven't a clue what you're going on about but with That Prize, I'll take a guess.

I'd go with Adworlds.

Ah b***ocks, is it 1000 young boys?

 

[Bigbee]

Haven't a clue what you're going on about but with That Prize, I'll take a guess.

I'd go with Adworlds.

Ah b***ocks, is it 1000 young boys?

I meant Adwords ,sorry , Are boys your preference if you win ?

edit - sh*t ,this was meant to be a serious request post but the first reply is from a would be peado, and I respond like normal ,jeez

 

[Thorne In The Side]

I'm on my fourth SEO company in three years.They all fail to produce decent ranking results.I've asked on here before and been told that Adworlds is the way to go, well I dont think it is . Is there any one who's maybe joined GPG since I last asked who know's SEO ? A 1000 virgins waits for the successful reply

I'm on my fifth SEO in two years. I have found that the more SOEs the greater your electricity bill. What the **** are you talking about? Assume this thread is for intelligent people instead of thick ***** like myself.

 

[Sammy Bee]

I can help, PM on its way.

 

[pompeybee]

Is search engine optimisation the same as misleading potential customers?

 

[Banana]

Is search engine optimisation the same as misleading potential customers?

A sham industry.

 

[Bigbee]

A sham industry.

69?

 

[Bigbee]

I'm on my fifth SEO in two years. I have found that the more SOEs the greater your electricity bill. What the **** are you talking about? Assume this thread is for intelligent people instead of thick ***** like myself.

yeah probably ,then why respond?

 

[Carri Bee Un]

You need a social media marketing expert if you really want to piss money away. SEO's just don't cut it anymore.

 

[absenteebee]

I meant Adwords ,sorry , Are boys your preference if you win ?

edit - sh*t ,this was meant to be a serious request post but the first reply is from a would be peado, and I respond like normal ,jeez

if there is a choice, please can I have all female, 90 aged between 18 and 30, 9 aged 31-40 and 1 aged over 40?

I'd go with Adwords.

 

[absenteebee]

I fear Sammy Bee will have already claimed the prize

 

[vcmazz]

A 1000 virgins waits for the successful reply

Make it 2 sluts and I'll help you .

 

[Bigbee]

Make it 2 sluts and I'll help you .

Im doing my best ,only 998 to go :looks:

 

[Hamburger Hill]

I used to work for a decent crowd (even if they are based in Scotland)...www.media.co.uk - let me know if you want contact info!

 

[Ronan]

You need a social media marketing expert if you really want to piss money away. SEO's just don't cut it anymore.

 

[Carri Bee Un]

I had hopes for you Ronan, tell me you've not ended up with a job with the word marketing in it?

 

[vcmazz]

I'm on my fourth SEO company in three years.They all fail to produce decent ranking results.I've asked on here before and been told that Adworlds is the way to go, well I dont think it is . Is there any one who's maybe joined GPG since I last asked who know's SEO ? A 1000 virgins waits for the successful reply

You don't need an SEO company. What you need, is to link keywords to each of the pages on your website. The search engines will do the rest, just give them time.

Supposing you offer perverse sexual practices in Croydon. Your keywords might be, perverse, sexual, practices, whips, uniform, botttomlove, Croydon etc. etc. And that really is all there is to it :shrug:.

Engine searching "DJ Isle of Wight" will lead you to me fairly quickly. However, there are thousands of bottom experts in Croydon and far fewer DJs on the Isle of Wight. There's f*** all an SEO expert can do to help you despite their claims. Think about it - thousands of said experts have already claimed the first six pages :shrug:.

It's all bollox and bollox it all is. Save your money for sweets, football programmes and Smiffyburgers .

 

[Bigbee]

You don't need an SEO company. What you need, is to link keywords to each of the pages on your website. The search engines will do the rest, just give them time.

Supposing you offer perverse sexual practices in Croydon. Your keywords might be, perverse, sexual, practices, whips, uniform, botttomlove, Croydon etc. etc. And that really is all there is to it :shrug:.

Engine searching "DJ Isle of Wight" will lead you to me fairly quickly. However, there are thousands of bottom experts in Croydon and far fewer DJs on the Isle of Wight. There's f*** all an SEO expert can do to help you despite their claims. Think about it - thousands of said experts have already claimed the first six pages :shrug:.

It's all bollox and bollox it all is. Save your money for sweets, football programmes and Smiffyburgers .

I think social media plays a big role these days too. I guess DJ's in IOW isn't that competitive ? How many of you weirdo's are on there? Where's my video you promised? I'm off to Croydon ,bye

 

[vcmazz]

I think social media plays a big role these days too. I guess DJ's in IOW isn't that competitive ? How many of you weirdo's are on there? Where's my video you promised? I'm off to Croydon ,bye

Video? Might have been drunk - jog memory please? :suspect:

 

[Bigbee]

Video? Might have been drunk - jog memory please? :suspect:

www.jumpforfun.co.uk

do some thing interesting

 

[vcmazz]

www.jumpforfun.co.uk

do some thing interesting

Oh yes. Forgot about that. Leave it with me. Will try and come up with something.

 

[BFC1997]

You need a social media marketing expert if you really want to piss money away. SEO's just don't cut it anymore.

About to begin a career in Social media marketing!!!!!

 

[Carri Bee Un]

About to begin a career in Social media marketing!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo

 

[Ronan]

I had hopes for you Ronan, tell me you've not ended up with a job with the word marketing in it?

Content Marketing Executive

But I will return to the world of literature editing shortly, so I will still be a ****er