Silly Coppers?

[Fonzy]

Today, for the first time in my life, I was properly searched by a policeman.

If you know me, you'll know I'm just a silly little boy who's all mouth and couldn't hurt a fly.

When I queued up to get into Layer Road, I said (joking) to Gumbo "quick, chuck your blade!" in a loud voice. Gumbo replied similarly but with the OB hearing him. One of the OB grabbed my jacket and yanked me out of the line where I had to stand infront of the massed ranks of Bees fans, with my hands against the wall, getting searched.

Personally, I was humiliated. Needless to say, I agree that he should search me, seeing as they can't take the risk these days with the idiots at Millwall & Cardiff.

Remember kids... never have fun when the OB are around. You might get nicked!

sh*t day all round TBH. Sick in the morning. Searched by OB. Crap game.

 

[Holysmit]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon G Bee:
Today, for the first time in my life, I was properly searched by a policeman.

If you know me, you'll know I'm just a silly little boy who's all mouth and couldn't hurt a fly.

When I queued up to get into Layer Road, I said (joking) to Gumbo "quick, chuck your blade!" in a loud voice. Gumbo replied similarly but with the OB hearing him. One of the OB grabbed my jacket and yanked me out of the line where I had to stand infront of the massed ranks of Bees fans, with my hands against the wall, getting searched.

Personally, I was humiliated. Needless to say, I agree that he should search me, seeing as they can't take the risk these days with the idiots at Millwall & Cardiff.

Remember kids... never have fun when the OB are around. You might get nicked!

sh*t day all round TBH. Sick in the morning. Searched by OB. Crap game.</font>

The funniest bit was they asked if you were going into the ground despite the fact you were in the turnstile que with a ticket in your hand.

 

[JonnoTheBee]

It was a very funny incident! I have to agree with Holysmit, how stupid was the copper?!? Jon was in the queue to go into the ground with his Brentford shirt on and a ticket in his hand, thats not the type of behaviour of a person just waiting outside a ground for the sake of it is it!?!?!? The copper involved was an arrogant **** and the other copper with him looked quite surprised when he pulled Jon over. Jon said it as a joke(maybe not a funny one) and the steward next to him had a laugh with us, and so did one of the policeman but the other one obviously had got out of bed the wrongside. What also was funny was that Gumbo and I were involved in the conversation and we weren't pulled over, and Jon who had said very little did!!

The OB just pick on the weaker looking individuals to make themselves look harder!!

 

[Fonzy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JonnoTheBee:

The OB just pick on the weaker looking individuals to make themselves look harder!!</font>

Do you want me to get my blade out?

 

[Nada Bee]

Sorry to say this Jon but its your own fault for being such a silly sod! One thing you should learn is to never joke around coppers! Plus saying stupid things like can you in trouble. Watching an airplane program last year a bloke wasnt aloud onto a plane because he joked to his friend about hiding his Hashine. Despite the people not finding anything and passing a drugs test.

 

[LostBee]

What made me piss myself laughing was when i said something similar to Jonno,the afformentioned **** looked at me and said "i dont think its very funny you joking about a blade"and then promply dragged Jon G out by the scruff of the poor lads neck.

The steward then proceded to take my bottle opener off my keyring,saying it was an offensive weapon despite it being less then 4cm long,i almost laughed in his face!

 

[Wee Dave]

The stewards were bad enough. They searched my bag - fair dos - but confiscated my spray deodorant and almost refused to let me through with my contact lens solution. I practically had to beg. AND the runny-faced sod made me take the top off my FULL bottle of water, which meant I had to neck it all or lose it, which meant I needed to piss all the way through the game (more enjoyable than watching the football, natch)