Slowest Bees players

[wanderingbee]

Our Physio Roy Claire was it? he was sooo slow at getting to the inured player they were up and running by the time he got there.

as for Players, now dont be bringing Simon Ratcliffe into this the man was a legend.

slowest player......... erm Paul Davies

 

[BenMoses]

I think the discussion should be about slowest player who did bog all the rest of the time, unlike Ratcliffe etc. SO the answer must be Paul Davis.

 

[mortis]

For slow physios our present one doesn't look exactly pacey does he?!

 

[Snappy]

Steve Jones must be one of, if not the slowest I've seen at GP, he did nothing in his games with us, possibly one of the worst loan signings ever (hey, that could be a new topic!?). Couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo, and spent half his time with us trying to get his breath back after moving 5 yards for the ball

 

[Debbee]

After yesterday,Scott Marshall must rank as one of the slowest ever.

I've always thought Marshall was too slow for us!:yes:

 

[WarrenBee]

Scott Marshall is so slow,that he appears quicker in the slow motion replays.

 

[homerbees]

marshall isnt that bad, you wanna talk about a slow player MATT SOMNER, he doesnt even run properly and always gets overtaken.

 

[sonko31]

DAVID THEOBALD- He would look slow if he played in the 40's.
How did he ever become a professional footballer?!

 

[BFC T.O.M]

May not be the slowest but once went to see bfc train and Kevin Dearden was about half a lap behind every1 else

 

[ekoku]

kev deardan also has a very small willy

 

[The Joker]

Yeah, if keepers count it's got to be Kevin Dearden.

This should probably be a new thread, but who is the fastest player you've seen? Nicky Forster for me.

 

[-superbees2k3-]

kev deardan also has a very small willy

And i suppose u hav had alot to compare it to eh? :brow:

Tut tut- football is not a sport for batty boys