Soccer AM

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

She's got the face of a horse and figure like an ironing board

 

[Brentford Bob]

:yuck:

If I'd bought that edition of Penthouse I'd have taken it back under the trades descriptions act.

"Not fit for the purpose it was intended" I think is the phrase.

 

[Les Beeavinu]

:yuck:

I thought the point of these professional photo shoots was so that they could get the camera to lie.

 

[West Ealing Bee]

This is the best sports show on TV :yes:

Soccer AM is for people who don't attend football matches.

How many away games can you get to if you leave your house at 12noon :scratch:

 

[sgaz]

I would

http://www.chapman.rockbottom.btint...n/penthouse/helenchamberlainpenthouse_01.html

 

[nocoat]

She looks a bit ropey there.

Still would though

 

[Aussie Bee]

My ironing board hasnt' got massive tits on it! lol

 

[Bigbee]

some of you must have really beautiful other halves if wouldnt want to do her!

 

[Womble Bee]

If I'd bought that edition of Penthouse I'd have taken it back under the trades descriptions act.

"Not fit for the purpose it was intended" I think is the phrase.

lol Her legs and arse are manky, talk about shapeless, she has to squash up her fried eggs to make them look like anything - whereas Kirsty Gallagher .....:love2:

 

[YorkshireBeeAng]

some of you must have really beautiful other halves if wouldnt want to do her!

So you really aren't interested in us girls with big personalities?????
Oh no

 

[Boston Bee]

This is a discussion of abstract babes they'll never meet. In reality, it's the ones with big personalities and character they (and I) quite happily end up with.

So you really aren't interested in us girls with big personalities?????
Oh no

 

[Jimbee]

Reading this thread made me smile, the likes of :banana: et al turning their noses up at a woman who would no doubt jump in the sack with all you Brad Pitt's at the first opportunity.

The words 'beggars' and 'choosers' spring to mind. lol

 

[NorthamptonBee]

I'd rather bed Richard Chamberlain.

 

[Banana]

Reading this thread made me smile, the likes of :banana: et al turning their noses up at a woman who would no doubt jump in the sack with all you Brad Pitt's at the first opportunity.

The words 'beggars' and 'choosers' spring to mind. lol

Don't judge others by your own standards

 

[Jimbee]

I'd rather bed Richard Chamberlain.

Each to their own. This is the 21st Century.

 

[NorthamptonBee]

Each to their own. This is the 21st Century.

Is this an offer and should this be on a pm?

 

[SmiffyBee]

soccer am is rubbish !

 

[sgaz]

Soccer AM is wicked

 

[Simon C]

some of you must have really beautiful other halves if wouldnt want to do her!

Yes thanks.

Incidentally I spoke with Helen the other day, she was outside my work, and she was GUTTED that Banana didn't rate her. Whether you'd want to be anywhere Gibbo had been is another matter.

 

[SmiffyBee]

Soccer AM is wicked

Its a one joke show......

 

[Bigbee]

Yes thanks.

Whether you'd want to be anywhere Gibbo had been is another matter.

I never even mentioned getting any where near German Bee.Anyway,what has become of him?

 

[sgaz]

Its a one joke show......

I disagree

For hangover material it's absolutely spot on stuff. It's funny, has some cracking chicks on, and some pretty good guests

What's not to like???

 

[Mads Bee]

I disagree

For hangover material it's absolutely spot on stuff. It's funny, has some cracking chicks on, and some pretty good guests

What's not to like???

Lovejoy

 

[Simon C]

Lovejoy

With bells on.

 

[Simon C]

I never even mentioned getting any where near German Bee.Anyway,what has become of him?

:laugh:

 

[sgaz]

I think Lovejoy is bearable but i can see where you're coming from. Certainly wouldn't make me stop watching the whole show though

 

[super_bees]

Is Clark Masters' sister the soccerete cos she's ginger and has surname Masters?

 

[sgaz]

Is Clark Masters' sister the soccerete cos she's ginger and has surname Masters?

either way they should both have hats on in public

 

[SmiffyBee]

Is Clark Masters' sister the soccerete cos she's ginger and has surname Masters?

all ginger folk are related FACT

 

[christom]

Love joy is a prat.... he is from Chorleywood about 5 min from me and often drinks down in my local or where i work... His head is so far up his arse even in public he is arrogant and rude. He is a Watford boy and even played in their charity match then suddenly he is a chelsea Boy!!!!
Really dont like him and i know a lot of ppl who drink with him who think the same

 

[The H]

why do they drink with him then?

 

[Bigbee]

Love joy is a prat.... he is from Chorleywood about 5 min from me and often drinks where i work...

I'd be pretty concerned that a p$$ed up Timmy,with a carrier bag full of tinnies was drinking in my office at work

 

[mhead bee]

I dont bother any more,besides the kids get up before me and take control of Sky

Same here.

Also lovejoy is a ****..so far up his own ar5e. He thinks he is a football player and that he is one of the gang calling players by their nicknames. That irritating beavis and butthead forced laugh really grinds my bones!

 

[mhead bee]

I thought the point of these professional photo shoots was so that they could get the camera to lie.

They could have airbrushed the saggy boobs, saggy bum and those horrible corn beef legs. I have gone right off her.

Could have painted her blonde again as well..nice roots!

 

[mhead bee]

Soccer AM is wicked

Anyone who says "wicked" is clearly under 15 years old and not worldly or experienced enough to have an opinion on such things!

 

[super_bees]

No one under 15 says wicked no more

 

[BFChero]

No one under 15 says wicked no more

agree old word

 

[sgaz]

Anyone who says "wicked" is clearly under 15 years old and not worldly or experienced enough to have an opinion on such things!

try 30, and i missed off the

pipe down

 

[Deathstroke]

Lovejoy has quit as host!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2007/06/05/tim-quits-soccer-am-89520-19248717/

SKY TV today confirmed Tim Lovejoy has quit as presenter of its sports show Soccer AM.
The 39-year-old is reported to have left the popular Saturday morning football programme in order to front a new celebrity TV show for former Spice Girls manager Simon Fuller's 19 TV production company.
Lovejoy’s decision brings to an end one of TV’s most popular double acts, having spent 10 years years presenting the show with co-host Helen Chamberlain.
A Sky Sports spokesman revealed that the show would be back for the start of the 2007-08 football season with Chamberlain and a new co-presenter.

"Tim goes with our best wishes and we'd like to thank him for his work on Soccer AM. We understand that he wants a change of direction," the spokesman added.

 

[RodBee]

Lovejoy has quit as host!

Good. Perhaps we can now have another presentor who understands proper football rather than just Premiership!

 

[SmiffyBee]

Good. Perhaps we can now have another presentor who understands proper football rather than just Premiership!

no, it'll be Andy Goldman, or some other cheesy link merchant....

 

[Womble Bee]

Arse

 

[Inappropriate Smilies Bee]

i bet this is the type of programme they say "goalie" on. soccer indeed. what a load of old sh*t.

 

[eghambee]

The beginning of the end of his career if his work on Sunday TV is anything to go on.

 

[Nada Bee]

im quite gutted, i actually loved him hosting it.

If they let Goldstein present it, im gonna throw my Sky box out of the window.

Eamon Holmes all the way!!

 

[Mads Bee]

Goldman and Lovejoy are both arses, my other half has decided that they need a better looking girlie to co present with Helen

I for one, would like someone like Ian Wright who's up for a laugh and does actually know about football

 

[Houghton Bee]

might even watch it now the self-loving ****candle isnt on it

 

[Datchetbee]

Soccer AM will never be the same again..

 

[nocoat]

might even watch it now the self-loving ****candle isnt on it

Apart from I still won't watch it as I haven't got Sky :computer:

 

[Bigbee]

Id give these two a go and get rid of Hells Bells

http://www1.talksport.net/presenters/presenter_detail.asp?pres_id=99992

Jacob's face is best suited to radio,but I enjoy their show and their humour.They have a great knowledge of all sports and the lower league football.One of them attends GP fairly often and will always have a good word to say about the club.