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Spanish footy update!
Not wanting to be upstaged by the Italian update of course...
Real Mallorca are here in England for a short pre-season tour, the only London club they're playing is Fulham, on 10th August. Apparently tickets are £20
Mallorca midfielder, Eto'o is in trouble after walking out on training after his new boss refused to let him train in tracksuit bottoms.
Liverpool play Valencia the day before and tickets are only £15.
Anyway...
Perpetual minnows Villareal have gone bonkers and announced that they've decided to compete with La Liga's big boys. They've recently signed Jose Mari and Coloccini from AC Milan (both played last season at Atletico Madrid) and Sonny Anderson from Lyon.
New Barca boss Frank Rijkjaard has completed the most bizarre loan deal of the season, sending one of last season's stars, Rochmeback on a 3 year loan deal to Sporting Lisbon. Riquelme is likely to return to his native Argentina, after failing to live up to the hype.
Racing Santander are looking forward to season 2004/05 having already screwed up this season before it officially starts by going out of the Inter-two-bob cup to some unknown side from, er, somewhere, in true European-Chelsea style.
Celta Vigo won't be allowed to play at home in the Champions League as their council, somewhat meanly!, won't pay the necessary £120,000 to improve their ground.
And...Real Madrid have signed David Beckham.
Should make the Madrid derby interesting as Atletico Madrid have resigned Diego Simeone...
Real Mallorca are here in England for a short pre-season tour, the only London club they're playing is Fulham, on 10th August. Apparently tickets are £20
Liverpool play Valencia the day before and tickets are only £15.
Anyway...
Perpetual minnows Villareal have gone bonkers and announced that they've decided to compete with La Liga's big boys. They've recently signed Jose Mari and Coloccini from AC Milan (both played last season at Atletico Madrid) and Sonny Anderson from Lyon.
New Barca boss Frank Rijkjaard has completed the most bizarre loan deal of the season, sending one of last season's stars, Rochmeback on a 3 year loan deal to Sporting Lisbon. Riquelme is likely to return to his native Argentina, after failing to live up to the hype.
Racing Santander are looking forward to season 2004/05 having already screwed up this season before it officially starts by going out of the Inter-two-bob cup to some unknown side from, er, somewhere, in true European-Chelsea style.
Celta Vigo won't be allowed to play at home in the Champions League as their council, somewhat meanly!, won't pay the necessary £120,000 to improve their ground.
And...Real Madrid have signed David Beckham.
Should make the Madrid derby interesting as Atletico Madrid have resigned Diego Simeone...

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