SpiderBee/ChrisBee

[Leicester Bee]

Just received a letter from the well-known member of this board. He's in good spirits, despite being detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure, but could really do with people writing to him to tell him what on earth is going on in the world.
If you've ever had the chance to have a natter to him (he's the fella who slaps his cheek at away games to make an annoying noise), or fancy writing to a true Brentford fan who is, IMHO, unjustly being detained, then please e-mail me and I will supply you his address. He promises to write back to every letter he gets.
Come on, loads of you know him, and he could really do with some pepping up.

 

[Bee H]

Good call Leicester !

I'm keeping him updated with his Speedway stuff as much as poss but know he'd really appreciate hearing from Bees Fans

 

[moribee]

YES I ECHO LEICESTER BEE,EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM OR ARE A BIT UNSURE WRITE TO HIM ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE BEES,HE IS A KNOWLEDGEABLE BRIGHT GUY WHO WHO THRIVES ON BRENTFORD AND LOVES TO WRITE AND READ FOOTBALL AND WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
SEND LETTERS TO CHRIS CLAPHAM
GJ8606
HMP CAMP HILL
NEWPORT
ISLE OF WIGHT PO30 5PB
THANKS FOLKS,GET WRITING

 

[Wee Dave]

What'd he do?

 

[Fat Bee Slim]

What'd he do?

LOL my thoughts exactly!!!

 

[Leicester Bee]

Ok, it's been touched on before, but in short, he went in to help someone who was being attacked, but at some point, he was being grabbed from behind to restrain him. As he was been grabbed from behind, he thought it was someone who mean to hurt him, and you can use your imagination from there. Hero turns to villain, and therefore her Majesty has decided that he is a danger to society.

Anyway, he's a top bloke, would love to hear from anyone from the boards, and is simply aching to get back out into the real world. Drop him a line, and just talk crap at him about football, or whatever. As we can't send him books or mags, it's pretty boring for him, and I know that he'd appreciate it. He guarantees to write back, and one letter, now and then, would really cheer him up no end.

If you know anything about non-league football, write to him also, because he loves all non-league football. Naked 18 year old girls are welcome to write to him too!

 

[Simon T]

Naked 18 year old girls are welcome to write to him too!

Isn't that the sort of thing that would mean he was continually "slipping on the the soap" or "tripping on the staircase" while inside