Steve Evans

[jlove]

I would like to know exactly what he eats each day. Just curious.

I believe he restricts himself to a lettuce leaf with a few trimmings:

1 regular-sized sesame seed bun
1 regular-sized plain bun
2 beef patties (2 ounces each, flattened to bun size)
2 tablespoons Special Sauce
2 teaspoons finely-minced onions
1 slice American cheese
3 dill pickle slices

 

[aawharris]

I believe he restricts himself to a lettuce leaf with a few trimmings:

1 regular-sized sesame seed bun
1 regular-sized plain bun
2 beef patties (2 ounces each, flattened to bun size)
2 tablespoons Special Sauce
2 teaspoons finely-minced onions
1 slice American cheese
3 dill pickle slices

So thats his starter, what about the main course?

 

[Bigbee]

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I also notice how polite and respectful he is in public at least about Cellini - sucks him off brilliantly.

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Looks like he doesnt waste too much of it...........gulp...............

 

[sonofabee]

He might be all the things we and other fans claim he is but he's as crazy as a fox and gets his teams well organised.

I also notice how polite and respectful he is in public at least about Cellini - sucks up to him brilliantly.

Don't underestimate him.

He veers between fat, sweaty, fawning Bunter like toad and fat, sweaty, nasty, odious bully, both are vile!

 

[BURFORD BEE]

He veers between fat, sweaty, fawning Bunter like toad and fat, sweaty, nasty, odious bully, both are vile!

But that apart he's quite a nice bloke?

 

[grutter]

But that apart he's quite a nice bloke?

You say that, but steal his chips and see what happens.

 

[Stanley]

He veers between fat, sweaty, fawning Bunter like toad and fat, sweaty, nasty, odious bully, both are vile!

Maybe but my experience of people who get that obese is that there may often be an issue of self esteem, something from his past perhaps?

 

[Bigbee]

Maybe but my experience of people who get that obese is that there may often be an issue of self esteem, something from his past perhaps?

Low esteem since he lost the Northern Final pie eating contest

Ive joined in

 

[GP200]

................usual theatrics..............

 

[Stanley]

He and his assistant harangued the fourth official over every decision that didn't go his way, he must be a nightmare for the officials.

 

[Hamburger Hill]

He and his assistant harangued the fourth official over every decision that didn't go his way, he must be a nightmare for the officials.

And his tailor

 

[ruislip bee]

He and his assistant harangued the fourth official over every decision that didn't go his way, he must be a nightmare for the officials.

Actually I thought his assistant was far worse than him. Really in the 4th officials face all the time.

 

[beeherenow]

He truly is a classless fool

 

[wanderer paul]

I hope the groundsman made use of him after the match. A heavy roller was needed in some areas. :shrug:

 

[heebeegeebee]

Has anyone rang Billy smarts circus to ask if they're missing a clown ?

 

[Les Beeavinu]

I really don't get it. Anyone who has ever stood on a touchline in amateur or kids football will know full well that it would never be tolerated - are there different "Respect" rules for professionals?

 

[sonofabee]

Actually I thought his assistant was far worse than him. Really in the 4th officials face all the time.

Ray or is a big, nasty lump and agree frequently the instigator rather Mr Blobby. They deserve each other and Evans has built a very poor side that will see him sacked soon.

 

[Paul_T]

Actually I thought his assistant was far worse than him. Really in the 4th officials face all the time.

also looked like he was having a running row for most of the first half with some people in the New Road from where I was stood. bring on the clowns....

 

[whyteleafebee76]

Who was his assistant? Some good p1ss taking of both Evans and his assistant tonight.

 

[sonofabee]

Who was his assistant? Some good p1ss taking of both Evans and his assistant tonight.

Raynor

 

[buzzybees]

What a vile object he is, his assistant is nearly as bad

 

[North London Bee]

Raynor was sent off at GP in 1993 for hitting his own team mate Heathcote when we played Cambridge. Total tool.

 

[whyteleafebee76]

Raynor

Cheers. He was probably worse than Evans tonight, its almost like he is so over the top in order to deflect some of the attention away from Evans.

 

[sonofabee]

Cheers. He was probably worse than Evans tonight, its almost like he is so over the top in order to deflect some of the attention away from Evans.

He has been just as odious as Blobby for a while now.

 

[SvenBee]

Absolute scumbag, pleased that we don't sink to his level

 

[TW3Bee]

I believe he restricts himself to a lettuce leaf with a few trimmings:

1 regular-sized sesame seed bun
1 regular-sized plain bun
2 beef patties (2 ounces each, flattened to bun size)
2 tablespoons Special Sauce
2 teaspoons finely-minced onions
1 slice American cheese
3 dill pickle slices

x 10

 

[TW3Bee]

Maybe but my experience of people who get that obese is that there may often be an issue of self esteem, something from his past perhaps?

He has got a few skeletons in his cupboard.

Boston comes to mind.

 

[buzzybees]

He has got a few skeletons in his cupboard.

Boston comes to mind.

Fiddle fiddle

 

[To Bee Someone]

He has been just as odious as Blobby for a while now.

Proper scumbag.

 

[Hamburger Hill]

Was nice about us though...

Evans admitted: “Brentford have good technical players and were passing it round us a bit in the first half but we changed the system at half-time and after the break our keeper Marco Silvestri had very little to do.

“The Brentford fans are fantastic and as a head coach that’s why I hate coming here because you know the fans will be right behind them, but we actually got them to go quiet.”



Read more:*http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/spor...ted-with-whites-point-1-7697663#ixzz3yPGxC5oy

 

[aawharris]

He and his assistant harangued the fourth official over every decision that didn't go his way, he must be a nightmare for the officials.

And Burger Kings dream.

 

[Vid]

“The Brentford fans are fantastic" when I saw that quote from Evans I thought he'd eaten one....

 

[westwing]

Evans and his right hand man were an absolute joke last night.
Constantly having a pop at the officials and moaning about every decision.
He reminded me of a little fat school bully.
Neither of them will last long at Leeds, pure comedy !

 

[Col T]

Everytime this thread is added to I assume he's died...

 

[Ealing Bee]

Neither of them will last long at Leeds, pure comedy !

Tbf, they've been there four months, which is a Gold Clock tenure in Leeds' terms.

 

[westwing]

Tbf, they've been there four months, which is a Gold Clock tenure in Leeds' terms.

lol

 

[bajenleker]

From the latest "WSC".

 

[sonofabee]

From the latest "WSC".
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I'd like too see Evans and Rayner have a go at Mick Mac and Terry Connor

 

[buzzybees]

Fancy fatty to win tonight

 

[hairman]

Fancy fatty to win tonight

Why? Has he entered an 'eatathon'?

 

[sonofabee]

Fancy fatty to win tonight

The fattest, obnoxious sweaty of the year awards on tonight?

 

[nick logan]

Anyone else think he looked like he's lost weight ?

 

[Beefletch]

Anyone else think he looked like he's lost weight ?

Yes I did. Gastric band maybe ?

 

[Letchbee]

Anyone else think he looked like he's lost weight ?

Yes I did, I think he's down to 22 stone now.

 

[JTofBFC]

Not having a good evening so far . Probably all the referees fault

 

[sonofabee]

Not having a good evening so far . Probably all the referees fault

FFS, I thought he'd died of a heart attack

 

[buzzybees]

Can see a rage coming on after this debacle.

 

[sonofabee]

Can see a rage coming on after this debacle.

Hopefully if it gets really embarrassing he'll get the tin tack

 

[wanderer paul]

Has he exploded yet?

I think an interpreter may be needed for the after match interview.

 

[Billy Hunt]

Has he exploded yet?

I think an interpreter may be needed for the after match interview.

Someone who speaks Crumbs and Spittle?