Steve Evans

[kevalutonbee]

Evans might regret his previous views on Leeds...

Don't circuses generally have a fairly rotund chap in the the role of ringmaster? Seems like a perfect fit to me

Was the cruise liner he was referring to the Costa Concordia by any chance?

 

[hairman]

I would be gutted beyond belief if we employed that ****

'Gutted' being the operative word.

 

[Milton Keynes Bee]

Will be a huge culture shock for Stuart Dallas after Rosler/Warburton/Rosler

 

[hairman]

Will be a huge culture shock for Stuart Dallas after Rosler/Warburton/Rosler

10K a week.

 

[jlove]

Will be a huge culture shock for Stuart Dallas after Rosler/Warburton/Rosler

Pies are pies, mate, only the quantity varies!

 

[beeherenow]

Hopefully another club we'll be able to finish above now

 

[belvederebee]

You'd have to make this one up. It's not April, is it ?

 

[ruislip bee]

Hope they've strengthened their bench, no not more subs - have actually strengthened the bench!

 

[nick logan]

Comical , i actually can't believe they can be so stupid.

 

[PhilE]

Smiffy you need to post this on the Leeds board, that will wind them all up !!!

They already have it...

Great Reading

 

[BlueJayBee]

Smiffy you need to post this on the Leeds board, that will wind them all up !!!

Oh yes.....please rofl

 

[Westlad]

I will move into the city and the fans will see me.

How will they be able to miss him?

 

[scruff puppy pup]

Gus Poyet would have been a sensible appointment, Steve Evans is beyond a joke.

 

[absenteebee]

This is just amazing!

 

[cromerbee]

Sure Stu baby will love being yelled at. What comes around sucka!!!!!!!

 

[JBN]

............................that REALLY is funny, Steve Evans on a ROLLING contract - couldn't be bettered...........................

Sausage rolling and bacon rolling!

 

[scruff puppy pup]

Nearly twelve hours in, has he been fired yet?

 

[grutter]

Nearly twelve hours in, has he been fired yet?

No, but he's fired up the grill!

 

[sonofabee]

No, but he's fired up the grill!

and he's eaten two of the youth team with Italian surnames for a snack

 

[beemused]

Got in just in time, now that Massimo is having a sabbatical. Marriage made in hell

 

[upnorthbee]

I can't believe this, a small part of me is happy to see him back in Football though, just for the comical value he brings. If I could have picked any club for him to manage, it would have been Leeds I think.

 

[aberdeenbee]

Evans might regret his previous views on Leeds...

Is there any original source on this? Been trying to find.

He's a cock and all but its scary how eager everyone accepts an unsourced quote that could easily be made up...

 

[opinions5u]

"Leeds are not a big club.Don't me wrong,they used to be,now they're just a circus run by puppets,watched by blinkered seals.If they ever offered me a job,I'd turn it down,I want to be the captain of a cruise liner,not the Titanic"

Steve Evans,April 2013

 

[shaun]

Beggars belief. Great appointment for the rest of the Championship.

 

[Brentford Bob]

"Leeds are not a big club.Don't me wrong,they used to be,now they're just a circus run by puppets,watched by blinkered seals.If they ever offered me a job,I'd turn it down,I want to be the captain of a cruise liner,not the Titanic"

Steve Evans,April 2013

All this dating/shagging must be affecting your brain.....

 

[I'll Bee Damned]

Interesting statistic.....

"It is believed that by 2018 you'll never be more than 6 feet away from a former Leeds manager"

 

[JBN]

They already have it...

Great Reading

They seem pretty blinkered to it, blaming other supporters!

Blinkered and deluded.

 

[NorthamptonBee]

"Leeds are not a big club.Don't me wrong,they used to be,now they're just a circus run by puppets,watched by blinkered seals.If they ever offered me a job,I'd turn it down,I want to be the captain of a cruise liner,not the Titanic"

Steve Evans,April 2013

Leeds fans say it's fake, a bit like them I suppose.

 

[hanworthbee]

Evans and Cellino are a perfect criminal match

 

[aawharris]

Leeds fans say it's fake, a bit like them I suppose.

Something that definitely isn't fake is what my ex next door neighbour (A league ref) said to me about him!

 

[Somerset Bee]

Read Ben Smith,s book for some interesting insights into fat boy's management style

 

[RodBee]

Something that definitely isn't fake is what my ex next door neighbour (A league ref) said to me about him!

Don't keep us in suspense - what did he say?

 

[aawharris]

Don't keep us in suspense - what did he say?

To be honest, he just proved what we thought.
Hes a nasty, growling, horrible s**t.
Tries to start fights with oppo benches, Barges into refs rooms screaming at them, argues with them even when thr refs assessor is there and has footage to back up his ref!

 

[joebee]

He said he was overwhelmed or was it over fed!!

 

[Bee93]

To be honest, he just proved what we thought.
Hes a nasty, growling, horrible s**t.
Tries to start fights with oppo benches, Barges into refs rooms screaming at them, argues with them even when thr refs assessor is there and has footage to back up his ref!

Well that was disappointing! I thought you was going to say something more interesting like he shoves conkers up his arse

 

[LostBee]

Got 840 text messages when he got the job apparently!

Probably 1 from his wife,the other 839 were presumably from the manager of the Rotherham branch of Gregg's begging him to reconsider.

 

[kevalutonbee]

Got 840 text messages when he got the job apparently!

Probably 1 from his wife,the other 839 were presumably from the manager of the Rotherham branch of Gregg's begging him to reconsider.

Sorry you are wrong. 400 were from the Elland Road Slimming World branch. They like a challenge

 

[NorthamptonBee]

Leeds fans are going to be lively v Fulham tonight, not overly sold on the new man but planning to go at the mad owner over his 2k away ticket maximum!

 

[Letchbee]

It does stick in my throat but I hope he gets off to a winning start tonight.

 

[Gee Bee]

It does stick in my throat but I hope he gets off to a winning start tonight.

A draw might be the best result for us.

 

[RodBee]

A draw might be the best result for us.

It's one of those matches when I want both sides to lose!

If only that were possible!

 

[Brentford 4 Life]

Leeds fans are going to be lively v Fulham tonight, not overly sold on the new man but planning to go at the mad owner over his 2k away ticket maximum!

Think that was lifted yesterday after discussions with supporters and fears that many would try to get into home ends.

http://www.leedsfansutd.co.uk/

Typical Leeds, everyone is against them

 

[bajenleker]

“I’ll give you a team that plays with passion and plays with pride. Steve Evans doesn’t lie in bed and dream. I’m a realist. Everyone’s aware of the head coaches that have been here and left. But I have to believe in myself. How can you fear being sacked at Leeds United?”

 

[kevalutonbee]

“I’ll give you a team that plays with passion and plays with pride. Steve Evans doesn’t lie in bed and dream. I’m a realist. Everyone’s aware of the head coaches that have been here and left. But I have to believe in myself. How can you fear being sacked at Leeds United?”

If he gets much bigger he may have to lay in bed and dream. He will not be able to do anything else

 

[grutter]

Interesting statistic.....

"It is believed that by 2018 you'll never be more than 6 feet away from a former Leeds manager"

In Steve Evans' case and given his healthy lifestyle, would that be 6 foot in a downwards direction?

 

[Isleworth_Bee]

Solid start................................. A home loss against Blackburn lol

 

[TW3Bee]

Solid start................................. A home loss against Blackburn lol

Leeds were shockingly poor and Blackburn weren't much better.

 

[Stanley]

Talks oddly in the third person about himself. Wonder who makes his suits...he has a big job on to turn that place around.

 

[-superbees2k3-]

He probably has a big job on after all the pies he ate last night too

 

[BlueJayBee]

Interesting statistic.....

"It is believed that by 2018 you'll never be more than 6 feet away from a former Leeds manager"

Evans' appointment has increased the likelihood, on account of the fact that, owing to his size, he's in closer proximity to more people than a normal human being.