The age old problem

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The age old problem

Think i posted this in the wrong forum before! Sorry :)

I have a bit of a probelm it was the girlfriends birthday Monday :love: and she has arranged for a lunch and all day booze session for Saturday (lots of people invited) :alcoholic thing is i have only missed 3 games this season (not missed 1 home game and dont intend too).

What do i do i want to go bees but keep her happy so by Saturday night we are still:love: and not:box:

Any way, ideas are much appreciated.

Thanks

LinnersBee :wave:
 

The age old problem

Go boozing all day. You can have this firmly tucked up your sleeve to use for later Bees escapades when the points make prizes. :sorted:
 

The age old problem

Spend most of the time boozing and watching the Bees. Just show her who the boss is.
I mean, what sort of man lets a woman boss the outfit.
 

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pop out for some extra supplies and come back just after the game :sorted: no one will notice you have been out so long as they will all be on the booze:sorted:
 

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Tell her your going, and if she dosen't like it she can bugger off. That should do the trick.
Hope that helps.

:wave:
 

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Tell her to take it or leave it and do the right thing.:nono:
Men today and all that, my wife told me on Tuesday at 16.40 as the funeral ended and her father was sent on his way (does that sound bad), to go to GP. I wouldn't have dreamt of doing that but bollox to her bloody birthday, there's always Sunday.:rolleyes:
 

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WarrenBee said:
Tell her your going, and if she dosen't like it she can bugger off. That should do the trick.
Hope that helps.

:wave:
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Warren Bee just sent your idea as a text to her and i now dont have any problem with tomorrow or a girlfriend :sorted:
 

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i couldn't possibly give you advice, but i missed the first home game of the season for the other half's birthday, and look how that turned out.
 

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Good news we are now having the drinks in the Ealing Park Tavern and there are now 18 extra people coming to Griffin Park (She must love me)

see you all there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wave:
 

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If you're New Road you can pop back at half-time to the EPT for a swift half!...(and more importantantly check up that no one muscling in on your inebriated missus...)

BTW have you told her yet your firm's about 'to let you go'......:eek:
 

The age old problem

LinnersBee said:
Good news we are now having the drinks in the Ealing Park Tavern and there are now 18 extra people coming to Griffin Park (She must love me)

see you all there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wave:
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I'm sorry for nearly calling you a ****.;)
You stuck to your guns and you won.
 

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No thought i would save that for next weekend dont want to put a downer on her birthday! Well spotted top cat!

Good news hover have 2 interviews lined up next week on Wednesday WOOHOO. YOU REDS!!!!!!!!

:beer:
 

The age old problem

LinnersBee said:
Good news we are now having the drinks in the Ealing Park Tavern and there are now 18 extra people coming to Griffin Park (She must love me)

see you all there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wave:
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Top man. Don't offer to buy any burgers with onions though :eek:

:sorted: :wave:
 

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WarrenBee said:
Top man. Don't offer to buy any burgers with onions though :eek:

:sorted: :wave:
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"My friends. Come to Brentford and I buy you burger and onions. I show you good time." LinnersBee is wasted surveying quantities I think - sales is his thang.
 

The age old problem

LinnersBee said:
Good news we are now having the drinks in the Ealing Park Tavern and there are now 18 extra people coming to Griffin Park (She must love me)

see you all there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wave:
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Good lad. :sorted:
 

The age old problem

LinnersBee said:
Good news we are now having the drinks in the Ealing Park Tavern and there are now 18 extra people coming to Griffin Park (She must love me)

see you all there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wave:
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Hows about getting them interested in post birthday drinkies in Chester?:idea:
 

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Got an interview at GP too "Marketing Director" additional revenue created for tomorrow by being sneaky is £18 x 18 = £324 (thats the surveyor in me coming out)
 

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I'm 68 years of age and one thing I've learnt from life is, NEVER LET ANY WOMAN INTERFERE WITH YER BOOZING OR BRENTFORD FOOTBALL CLUB.
Especially Brentford Football Club.
 

The age old problem

LinnersBee said:
Think i posted this in the wrong forum before! Sorry :)

I have a bit of a probelm it was the girlfriends birthday Monday :love: and she has arranged for a lunch and all day booze session for Saturday (lots of people invited) :alcoholic thing is i have only missed 3 games this season (not missed 1 home game and dont intend too).

What do i do i want to go bees but keep her happy so by Saturday night we are still:love: and not:box:

Any way, ideas are much appreciated.

Thanks

LinnersBee :wave:
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Wheres Nick Logan when you need him!:fishing:
 

The age old problem

LinnersBee said:
Think i posted this in the wrong forum before! Sorry :)

I have a bit of a probelm it was the girlfriends birthday Monday :love: and she has arranged for a lunch and all day booze session for Saturday (lots of people invited) :alcoholic thing is i have only missed 3 games this season (not missed 1 home game and dont intend too).

What do i do i want to go bees but keep her happy so by Saturday night we are still:love: and not:box:

Any way, ideas are much appreciated.

Thanks

LinnersBee :wave:
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Glad you're sorted now.
My suggestion would have been to bludgeon her with a claw hammer, dress her in your nans favourite smock and sit her in the corner of your living room.
Go to Brentford on the Saturday and bake her a nice apple pie on your return.
When she fails to eat it that's the time to lose your temper and smash her skull to pieces.
Once you've finished gather up all the pieces and craddle her in your arms and tell her how very sorry you are and that you'll never allow any one to take her away from you.
 

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buy her a brentford top and do the honours that night!
 

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Thorne In The Side said:
Glad you're sorted now.
My suggestion would have been to bludgeon her with a claw hammer, dress her in your nans favourite smock and sit her in the corner of your living room.
Go to Brentford on the Saturday and bake her a nice apple pie on your return.
When she fails to eat it that's the time to lose your temper and smash her skull to pieces.
Once you've finished gather up all the pieces and craddle her in your arms and tell her how very sorry you are and that you'll never allow any one to take her away from you.
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A controversial view perhaps but not without merit. :yes:
 

The age old problem

Thorne In The Side said:
Glad you're sorted now.
My suggestion would have been to bludgeon her with a claw hammer, dress her in your nans favourite smock and sit her in the corner of your living room.
Go to Brentford on the Saturday and bake her a nice apple pie on your return.
When she fails to eat it that's the time to lose your temper and smash her skull to pieces.
Once you've finished gather up all the pieces and craddle her in your arms and tell her how very sorry you are and that you'll never allow any one to take her away from you.
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:laugh:
 

The age old problem

LinnersBee said:
Think i posted this in the wrong forum before! Sorry :)

I have a bit of a probelm it was the girlfriends birthday Monday :love: and she has arranged for a lunch and all day booze session for Saturday (lots of people invited) :alcoholic thing is i have only missed 3 games this season (not missed 1 home game and dont intend too).

What do i do i want to go bees but keep her happy so by Saturday night we are still:love: and not:box:

Any way, ideas are much appreciated.

Thanks

LinnersBee :wave:
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This reminds me of the old Trandy:)
 

The age old problem

Another idea would have been to treat your girlfriend and her mum / friend etc to an evening at the pictures/theatre or spa day etc - something a bit girlie.

You would earn mucho brownie points and potentially have the evening free to watch the match.

;)
 
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