Titus Bramble

[rebus]

One of the worst Premiership footballers in history gets the boot:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/6662041.stm

 

[I Predict A Riot]

I'm surprised Tit-us lasted as long as he did in The Premiership. 100% pure sh*t.

And if you believe what you read, he is being linked / rumoured with other Premiership clubs. Crazy times.

 

[hanworthbee]

Fulham will take him I think

 

[Gee Bee]

Fulham will take him I think

Paired with the just as bad Zat Knight. lol

What I don't like though is Allardyce comment that "there are many players outside this country that want to prove themselves in the premiership".
Surely there are just as many in the country too!!!!!!!

 

[GP200]

.....these clubs have more money than sense..................

 

[Wee Dave]

He's proper pony :yes:

 

[Basil Brush]

Apparently Steve Bruce is interested in Bramble...

... so just the one season in the premiership then Steve?!...

 

[ChessingtonBee]

Allardyce has got rid of five - all defenders.

He will sort the problems at the back first. They will probably be hard to beat next season. Upper mid table finish in his first year in charge.

 

[SQUELCH]

Bramble is a joke. Jog on Titus

 

[WarrenBee]

Apparently Steve Bruce is interested in Bramble...

... so just the one season in the premiership then Steve?!...

I think you may have mis-heard him. What he said was he likes to ramble.

 

[TW1Bee]

Fulham will take him I think

However Tightarse made it as a professional footballer is beyond me. Hope he does end up at Fulham as that would definitely seal their relegation next year.

 

[Bee H]

One of the worst Premiership footballers in history gets the boot

Spot on assessment Ugly !

 

[Edmundo]

Possible partner for Mackie?

 

[SmiffyBee]

Signed for Wigan today...therefore-still as Premiership player

 

[GP200]

...........another quality signing for Wigan...................

 

[Gee Bee]

...........another quality signing for Wigan...................

A back 4 that will now have Boyce, Hall & Bramble in it looks doomed for bottom position next season.

 

[jlove]

He has a Sodje-like unpredictability that always livens up a match... as long as he doesn't play for a team I'm supporting!

 

[mhead bee]

big sam knows what he is doing. After paying 8Mill for anelka he was criticised for spending on a bad influence, his response was, for 5.5M you can get emile heskey who guarantees you 4 goals a season, I will take my chances with anelka.

who'd be a wigan fan?

 

[GP200]

........these half-arsed players really do call all the shots now...............

 

[hobbsy]

He just made another fantastic cock-up for Wigan, fell over to let Andy Johnson throuugh on goal.

rofl lol

 

[rebus]

40k a week. Nice work if you can get it. :sad:

 

[Holysmit]

40k a week. Nice work if you can get it. :sad:

At Wigan?

 

[sgaz]

Tit-fcku-bumble is a living legend, i saw that lol

how the hell does he get away with it, it's a bigger robbery than Brinx Mat

 

[North London Bee]

Keep him around - watching him play keeps alive the dream that one day anybody can play in the Premier League

 

[Mr Tree]

Apparently Steve Bruce is interested in Bramble...

... so just the one season in the premiership then Steve?!...

funny how these things work out eh....

 

[sgaz]

Keep him around - watching him play keeps alive the dream that one day anybody can play in the Premier League

lol very true

 

[GP200]

........................dire...........................

 

[Bee H]

Keep him around - watching him play keeps alive the dream that one day anybody can play in the Premier League

lol rofl lol

The first time I've laughed this weekend since 1.45pm yesterday, cheers Greville

 

[exiledbee]

Keep him around - watching him play keeps alive the dream that one day anybody can play in the Premier League

I think David Batty made that point, even more emphatically. Titus looks like Pele in comparison.

 

[sgaz]

I think David Batty made that point, even more emphatically. Titus looks like Pele in comparison.

:thetruth:

 

[TW3Bee]

Can't believe he's still playing lol in the Premier League gave away a pen today having got nowhere near the ball, but claiming he did. He was unlucky with a header that was well saved.

 

[Ambrose_1889]

I just can't fathom how he appears of MOTD every week. He's too sh*te for League 2 let alone the Pr£mi£r L£agu£.

 

[Jimbee]

I just can't fathom how he appears of MOTD every week. He's too sh*te for League 2 let alone the Pr£mi£r L£agu£.

I'd be more surprised if he wasn't on MOTD. Wigan are prepared to lay out £40k a week for his consistency which means he won't need or want to go back to the lower leagues to try and look half-decent any time soon.

 

[SmiffyBee]

..... let alone the Pr£mi£r L£agu£.

I see what you did there :sad:

 

[Mr Tree]

just when you thought he might get through November without a ****-up...

GOAL Wigan 0-1 West Brom
Paul Robinson clears the ball from danger for West Brom and suddenly they counter-attack. Titus Bramble has the chance to clear, but he makes a massive hash of it (straight face) and Ishmael Miller runs through to slot home.

 

[TW10 BEE]

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just when you thought he might get through November without a ****-up...

thank **** for that....I thought we had signed him.

 

[GP200]

................now signed for Sunderland on a 3 year deal .......................how does he do it????...............

 

[Mr Tree]

2 days after i mentioned it elsewhere. unlucky GP200. better luck next time :yes:

 

[WisBee]

................now signed for Sunderland on a 3 year deal .......................how does he do it????...............

.......................dunno, does he use a crayon?........................

 

[exiledbee]

................now signed for Sunderland on a 3 year deal .......................how does he do it????...............

Hugely improved, in my opinion. Would love to see him as an (unlikely) Bee. I will now duck!!

 

[GP200]

Hugely improved, in my opinion. Would love to see him as an (unlikely) Bee. I will now, ducky!!

...............good call..................

 

[maddogging]

allegedly......no means no Titus

 

[Edmundo]

He and his brother have been arrested.

 

[hanworthbee]

He and his brother have been arrested.

The brother has been found guilty of rape

 

[WisBee]

The brother has been found guilty of rape

.........................whereas Titus Bramble had an 'air-shot'?......................



........................and now he's back on another sexual attack/abuse/harassment charge....................

 

[Beat Poet]

Bags his first career hattrick:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16431469

 

[GP200]

Bags his first career hattrick:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16431469

...........suspect he handled the first two before trying to score..........

 

[Beat Poet]

...........suspect he handled the first two before trying to score..........

He's looking like being booked for encroachment...

 

[Brentford_till_die]

sh*t footballer who's made a mint from the game and he's up to no good off the pitch. SCUM

 

[oldgreenfordian]

Top notch from Titus!
The worst footballer ever to be triple charged with sexual assault - triple whammy!
Having said that, very few footballers are convicted of any type of sexual assault, on the basis that they are very rich, and therefore impervious to the normal cause and effect of the everyday world.:sad: