Wayne Rooney

[MancBee]

Talented lovable scouser or mouthy scouse gobshite? :monkey:

 

[WarrenBee]

Can't say that I have ever heard of Watne Rooney,is he related to Wayne Rooney by any chance??

 

[MancBee]

Edit. Ahem.

 

[Pinch]

Mouthy talented scouse

 

[davebee]

he's scouse. scousers are *****. therefore the second option

 

[Pinch]

he's scouse. scousers are *****. therefore the second option

Can't argue with that.

 

[MancBee]

Where are you in Mancland Davebee, from that way on meself.

 

[Top Cat]

... a hat-trick against Macedonia and I'll let him sh@g my sister!

 

[nocoat]

can i have a go

I scored a goal at Redlees Park the other day! :blush

 

[West Ealing Bee]

I don't think he's lovable but he's very very talented, and we need players like him in the England team.

 

[Wee Dave]

Talented chunky klepto

 

[New Roader]

Ugly git, but lots and lots of potential

 

[MancBee]

Does anyone else think he looks like he lives on a diet of Big Macs and full fat coke?

 

[shaun]

Good footballer - thick as mince (& his bird is a moose).

 

[I Predict A Riot]

Wayne Rooney has agreed a 12-year contract with HarperCollins to write a minimum of five books for an advance of £5m plus royalties.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/4788986.stm

"I'll be talking about my life in football and other things as well. There will be a few surprises in there." :brow: His granny hooker experiences? :brow:

 

[GP200]

...who reads it to him??........................

 

[JBN]

Wayne Rooney has agreed a 12-year contract with HarperCollins to write a minimum of five books for an advance of £5m plus royalties.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/4788986.stm

"I'll be talking about my life in football and other things as well. There will be a few surprises in there." :brow: His granny hooker experiences? :brow:

Can't wait. :yawningsmilie:

 

[YorkBee]

£5 million is an awful lot of crayons and colouring in books and he only needs to produce 5 wow will he manage to stay inside the lines of the pictures or will that bring about a penalty clause?

 

[Carl Super-Hooper]

The only thing I'd ever have a slight interest in reading about is him explaining his alledged penchant for old ladies... and that's not even gonna be in his book / books!

Also seen that him and his sponger missus have just signed up to be the new faces of Asda's. Icons for the Chav nation.

 

[California Bee]

The best writer since Will Shakespeare played for Stratford reserves and Walter Scott was on the wing for Ayr United

 

[TW1Bee]

Having negotiated around copyright I've just got exclusive access to his first draft of his new book here it is:-

 

[TW1Bee]

Sorry, looks like copyright have had their say after all. I'll be back!

 

[Carl Super-Hooper]

...I would have smacked Gray too if he asked my missus for a threesome whilst we were out for a quiet meal...

 

[finchbee]

Mouthy scouse

Arent they all ?

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Arent they all ?

Eh lads, calm down, calm down ...