World Cup Puns

[SmiffyBee]

I got one.
Red Hot Chile Pip Aus.

 

[absenteebee]

8.5/10 - good effort.

Does '5PA1N' count?

 

[SmiffyBee]

Thanks abs bee.
No that is ruled no pun.

 

[Pixelator]

I thought Daley had a Blind-er against Spain
One Robin Dutchman
Iker nother Robben Dutchman
Xabi performance from Hernandez
Not quite so Xabi from Alonso
Silva lining - Spain are now only 6 games from retaining the trophy

Diego Costa = unpatriotic, cheating, Brazilian git. Not a pun, more an implicit anagram

Coat please.

 

[heebeegeebee]

Not a world cup one but here is Headlines after James tarkowski involved in a bust up with someone who made a sarcastic comment to him. Narky tarky involved in sarky malarkey .

 

[FlyBee]

Not a world cup one but here is Headlines after James tarkowski involved in a bust up with someone who made a sarcastic comment to him. Narky tarky involved in sarky malarkey .

I like

 

[wibs]

Suarez latte arrival in tournament Costa The Uruguyans

4/10?

 

[TW3Bee]

Suarez latte arrival in tournament Costa The Uruguyans

4/10?

Very good wibs.

 

[TW1Bee]

Honda fails to drive home Japan advantage.

 

[heebeegeebee]

Suarez latte arrival in tournament Costa The Uruguyans

4/10?

Uruguay manager ESPRESSOS disappointment after loss.

 

[wibs]

Uruguay manager ESPRESSOS disappointment after loss.

Doesn't work as they're is no mention of Costa Rica. It just looks like you cant spell!

 

[heebeegeebee]

Doesn't work as they're is no mention of Costa Rica. It just looks like you cant spell!

Wot do u meen I carnt spell proper , I'm not fick or summat like that ,I went to Skool and got a reel edukashun .jus cos you fink u mite be clever more than wot I am no need to critizeyes uvver peeples speelings. I ate it wen peeple make a fert to Joyn in on an then get slagged buy peeples that fink they no better than evry one els dos. I'm off to by meself a dickshunary.

 

[Billybristolbee]

Honda fails to drive home Japan advantage.

? good one

 

[Bee4ever]

Pirlo dummy gives England sucker punch.

 

[sonofabee]

Perfect timing and precision Swiss finishing neutralises Ecuador.

 

[heebeegeebee]

Swiss time it right .

 

[Keighley Bee]

Wot do u meen I carnt spell proper , I'm not fick or summat like that ,I went to Skool and got a reel edukashun .jus cos you fink u mite be clever more than wot I am no need to critizeyes uvver peeples speelings. I ate it wen peeple make a fert to Joyn in on an then get slagged buy peeples that fink they no better than evry one els dos. I'm off to by meself a dickshunary.

There is no 'k' in dicshunary.

 

[heebeegeebee]

There is no 'k' in dicshunary.[/QUOT
Fanks four spotin that won .

 

[TW3Bee]

Best one was in The Sun at Italia90, when Cameroon beat Argentina.

Loony Roons, Bargy Argies.

 

[kevalutonbee]

Bosnia in a bit of a Messi

 

[Tom the bee]

Still can't get over that spray, maybe the novelty of it will eventually fade...

 

[TW3Bee]

Still can't get over that spray, maybe the novelty of it will eventually fade...

I see what you did there.

 

[heebeegeebee]

Still can't get over that spray, maybe the novelty of it will eventually fade...

I think you've crossed the line with that one .

 

[Mr Tree]

Portugal Mullered by Germany

 

[Vid]

Aussies undone by Chile probing. They're now not so big down under.

 

[GEOFFBEE]

Swiss time it right .

Yes, the Swiss are on a roll...

 

[GP200]

............Iran Attacks.............

 

[JBN]

Portugal Mullered by Germany

Thats Mullerlicious

 

[-superbees2k3-]

Iran out of steam...

 

[heebeegeebee]

Dejagah gets no satisfaction .

 

[GP200]

..............Shere Torture...........

 

[brentfordwannabee]

After seeing the Van Persie header he won my Hart so badly that things got a little Messi and Iran home

 

[FlyBee]

Reign of Spain ends in pain.

Roos blues as Aussies lose.

 

[wibs]

Iran deny potential fantastic investment opportunity for Nigerians

 

[FlyBee]

Kaiser Chiefs as Ronaldo beefs.

Power Krauts.

 

[Tom the bee]

USA leading the African team 1-0.

What are they Ghana do?

 

[GP200]

...............Ghanana Splits...............

 

[Tom the bee]

...............Ghanana Splits...............

4/10 being generous, 2/10 being blunt

 

[SmiffyBee]

The punning is generally improving.

 

[SmiffyBee]

I don't like Muntari's (general attitude)

 

[GEOFFBEE]

Spain abdicating?...

 

[SmiffyBee]

Later today I will be awarding points for puns on this thread, based on humour, relevance and wordsmithery...

regards

SB x

 

[Bee4ever]

Ballboy gives Joe Hart attack !

 

[SmiffyBee]

Despite misses, Mertens pulls Belgium through.

 

[heebeegeebee]

Despite misses, Mertens pulls Belgium through.

I like that one

 

[wibs]

Mexico Hoping Tequila Dream Of a Nation

 

[coconino]

Mexico currently tearing the Brazilians off a strip.

 

[GP200]

............Luiz red nap................

 

[GP200]

............Oscar Winner............

 

[Tom the bee]

Mexico nil Braznil