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Clearly not been enough of an edge. Perhaps they need to employ a 'kick up the arse' specialist.

Blimey! You can earn up to £400,000 a week kicking a football around a patch of grass. Nice work if you can get it!!!

I sincerely hope you didn't two-thirds of a monkey's f*** about it.

Yeah, agree that I partly saw that he wasn't competing for the ball in the air so couldn't expect much from the ref. Second half though, Lurch & Co were all over him when the ball was played into feet. He got more then by acting up. Let's not kid...

Thiago only got anything yesterday once he started going to ground and milking it a bit. Sad really, that we have to stoop to the levels of the elite.

Yes. It would be good to see some of these go down after a heavy touch. Right through their b***ocks, preferably.

Don't do that. It's a red card offence. Or maybe not.

Mmm ... I had no idea at the time what he was moaning about. Look again and Thiago pulls him over by his arm. Got away with one there. About time. Couldn't have happened against a nicer club.

Strangely, I thought VJ wasn't at his best. At times he looked afraid to put in a tackle (for fear of getting carded again?) Still a cracking player though.

You especially signed up to this forum just to say that?

I guess it's an opinion.

I know we can't vote for goals, so the two deflections by Lurch that resulted in our goals.

Sepp, KLP, Ajer and the subs Hickey & Anthony (a cracking signing I think) were all very good. Sepp was classy though.

Ran out of Neck Oil halfway through pouring a pint. Very shoddy.

Nothing wrong with a meat raffle. Though it didn't look like being a place that would.

Almost a palindrome or something Jonathan Swift might have written.

Not Big In Bognor Bog.

Found in the Station pub Bognor Regis. Unfortunately, found on the wall of the Gent's bog, so not that big yet.

Not sure about Collins & Schuster together after time out, but Thiago and Wilson together might be promising. (y)

Sorry. I take it all back. Of course it will.

Love it to be, but it won't happen will it? Will it???

I think you'll find that a drummer beats a drum.

Sorry. Just reacting to an unfortunate typo. It's the proof reader in me.

You need to let it go. He was fine for us.

TBQH I didn't take it very seriously.

Yes, but she's not playing, is she? And Dango is.

Yeah, I'm with you there. If my auntie had b***ocks ...

It's not always so easy to do that. Ask the Liverpool player who stopped one shot with his knackers.

I really don't think so.

Strange take. It comes up far more frequently than losing at the GTech. Maybe that's because it actually happens and pisses some of us off.