I don't mean to be rude about Bob. He's an absolute icon of Brentford Football Club. I love him and as I say, I'm sure, and hope, he'll be back in some capacity at some stage. But I'm trying to retain a little realism - that being that 110 percenter that he was, he wasn't very good at football.
Sure, he scored a hatrick against Hull of which I'll always have fond memories - the one that went in off his arse being my particular favourite. And indeed, having spent ten years fighting off bids from Liverpool, Arsenal, Barcelona and the like, he did go on to earn a testimonial. But I'm sorry, in my opinion anyone who says they were anything less than gobsmacked when Dave Bassett snapped him up for Premier League action, and likewise anyone who says they weren't just a tad disappointed when an announcement was made that we were to unveil our new 'Premier League star signing' and it turned out that it was just Bob coming home, isn't being entirely honest

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