Harry Redknapp

[HertfordBee]

Who's writing his tweets for him?

 

[kevalutonbee]

Who's writing his tweets for him?

Rosie the dog

 

[GP200]

.............still twitching???????.............

 

[Beat Poet]

Been named as an advisor at Derby County. That'll be quite a commute from Sandbanks!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35814380

 

[GP200]

..............how does he do it??????..............

 

[ruislip bee]

..............how does he do it??????..............

Jeez they'd be better off with Rosie.

 

[Westlad]

Been named as an advisor at Derby County. That'll be quite a commute from Sandbanks!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35814380

So is the middle east!

 

[Isleworth_Bee]

Thing is he once said something along the lines of he could never work under a director of football lol

Its on Twitter somewhere.......................

 

[SmiffyBee]

Thing is he once said something along the lines of he could never work under a director of football lol

Its on Twitter somewhere.......................

...it's the Derby Way....

 

[kevalutonbee]

Have been reading his autobiography.

Might have to stop now as I have found that some of it is complete BS

IE he reckoned that with one game left it was between them and Pompey to go up with them having +77 GD and Pompey +76. Thought that was a bit ott so checked. WH GD after the last game +40. Pompey +34.

If he can lie about stuff that can easily be checked what else hasn't he been straight about?

 

[The Pipe]

Have been reading his autobiography.

Might have to stop now as I have found that some of it is complete BS

IE he reckoned that with one game left it was between them and Pompey to go up with them having +77 GD and Pompey +76. Thought that was a bit ott so checked. WH GD after the last game +40. Pompey +34.

If he can lie about stuff that can easily be checked what else hasn't he been straight about?

Taxes spring to mind !!!!

 

[bees66]

Have been reading his autobiography.

Might have to stop now as I have found that some of it is complete BS

IE he reckoned that with one game left it was between them and Pompey to go up with them having +77 GD and Pompey +76. Thought that was a bit ott so checked. WH GD after the last game +40. Pompey +34.

If he can lie about stuff that can easily be checked what else hasn't he been straight about?

seems like his dog should do the talking then!

 

[GP200]

............the man is a fool..............

 

[hanworthbee]

hasn't he been made director of an Australian side or something? such a dodgy knee he cdnt travel up to London but ok to fly to auz

 

[grutter]

Have been reading his autobiography.

Might have to stop now as I have found that some of it is complete BS

IE he reckoned that with one game left it was between them and Pompey to go up with them having +77 GD and Pompey +76. Thought that was a bit ott so checked. WH GD after the last game +40. Pompey +34.

If he can lie about stuff that can easily be checked what else hasn't he been straight about?

If he wrote any of his own autobiography, I'd be amazed.

 

[tolcarne]

This the 100% Honest man who swore in court that he couldn't read or write.. The bloke is a complete fraud

 

[GP200]

............runs his wife over while out shopping.............was the dog driving????.........

 

[Isleworth_Bee]

............runs his wife over while out shopping.............was the dog driving????.........

Nah it was on the phone to the bank

 

[grutter]

............runs his wife over while out shopping.............was the dog driving????.........

At least his missus has made use of the crutches he didn't need when QPR fired him.

 

[grutter]

Harry gains employment in new production of Ray Cooney farce, 'Run Over Your Wife.'

 

[BURFORD BEE]

He was distracted by a brown paper envelope on the passenger seat whilst day dreaming of a call the FA begging him to take the England job.

 

[Idaho Bee]

Guys, this was a serious ****ing accident. Show some class won't you.

 

[sonofabee]

Guys, this was a serious ****ing accident. Show some class won't you.

 

[GP200]

..............yep.............reports stated that Harry looked stressed............

 

[ruislip bee]

Apparently she is seriously hurt so no joking matter Imo.

 

[hanworthbee]

Think his dog was at the wheel.

 

[Alex]

Think his dog was at the wheel.

That is the first thing I said when I heard it on the news

 

[oldgreenfordian]

Never mess with the natural order - Joe Jordan driving, Harry winding down the passenger window and Rosie the dog on the Ipad in the back.
I trust that Sandra has a good brief and that Motors Are Us of Gatwick will divvy up asap.
Everyones's a winner!

 

[Stanley]

Seems like she is making a good recovery which is good news at the end of the day.

 

[GP200]

.............there's only one Harry Redknapp............

 

[westwing]

.............there's only one Harry Redknapp............

Thank God for that!

 

[hairman]

If he wrote any of his own autobiography, I'd be amazed.

Hey, give a dog a typewriter ...

 

[Ealing Bee]

This the 100% Honest man who swore in court that he couldn't read or write.. The bloke is a complete fraud

He didn't say he can't read. He said he can't spell, "writes like a two year old", can't use a computer, so doesn't email etc. The point being that this, along with his general disorganisation, means that he leaves everything to his Accountant.

He went on to claim: "You talk to anybody at the football club. I don't write. I couldn't even fill a team sheet in." The Revenue will have been through Pompey's paperwork with a fine toothcomb, so Redknapp was risking their turning up something to contradict this, but they were unable to. Alternatively, they might have required a club official (Company Secretary?) to take the stand and testify that Redknapp is literate etc.

Either way, the Jury believed Redknapp's testimony and he was found 'Not Guilty'.

P.S. I personally wouldn't trust him to pay my paper bill, but heyho, that's another matter.

 

[GP200]

.............many many thanks you doddering old fool.................

 

[Isleworth_Bee]

.............many many thanks you doddering old fool.................

Brilliant isnt it.

 

[wanderer paul]

.............many many thanks you doddering old fool.................

He doesn’t give a toss. He is sitting pretty in his mansion on sandbanks. Birmingham are the tools for appointing him and then Cotterill. You wonder what could’ve been if Rowett still had the role? Ugly football but at least a P.O. attempt in them.....

 

[sonofabee]

He doesn’t give a toss. He is sitting pretty in his mansion on sandbanks. Birmingham are the tools for appointing him and then Cotterill. You wonder what could’ve been if Rowett still had the role? Ugly football but at least a P.O. attempt in them.....

They were 7th when he left, imagine if he had been given the money Harry spent. In fact I'd rather not and just smile while I try and work out how such a talented collection of individuals can be such a rubbish team under Cotterill

 

[the birds and the bees]

 

[NorthamptonBee]

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44109670

I still believe in him too.

 

[Herbert]

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44109670

I still believe in him too.

He should go back to the ra ras

 

[ruislip bee]

Who can we wish him onto now?

 

[Raymond Howard]

Who can we wish him onto now?

The perfect answer for WBA. All the experience, availability etc. WBA probably on the phone now, or maybe not.

 

[PhilE]

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44109670

I still believe in him too.

"Given the opportunity to go in and build a team, I know I'd do well."

lol rofl lol rofl lol rofl

 

[Les Beeavinu]

I hear jungle beats........

 

[Humblebee]

Please NO

 

[GP200]

I hear jungle beats........

.............headphones on...............

 

[HertfordBee]

What’s the betting he forgets the cameras and microphones are ever-present and sitting round the camp fire he tells them, “yeah, well when I snaffled away 750 grand and put it into an off-shore account...”

HMRC officials awaiting his arrival at the airport... !!

 

[Moysy]

I cant wait until he tries to spend the Dingo Dollars on Niko Kranjcar

 

[wibs]

I cant wait until he tries to spend the Dingo Dollars on Niko Kranjcar

lol very good

 

[Ealing Bee]

I cant wait until he tries to spend the Dingo Dollars on Niko Kranjcar

I expect to see Kranjcar out there in the jungle with him.

And Corluka.

Crouchy, too.