Kipper Luwalu

[Keighley Bee]

Bother, I can't think of any fish puns. Ah, soles!

 

[GP200]

............Grimsby were also in for him.............

 

[fencer/bee]

great news, nanny will put his name down for the fun day!

https://griffinpark.org/forums/showthread.php?t=107698

 

[Porgey]

Bother, I can't think of any fish puns. Ah, soles!

OMC thats awful.

 

[horshambees]

Hope he doesn't smoke or Kipper will be hung out to dry.

A whale of a time awaits.

 

[Infatuated Bees Alter Ego]

Very funny thread, well done chaps ;-)

 

[Beat Poet]

Is this a wind up?

 

[Les Beeavinu]

Fed up with these stupid threads. I've a good mind to delete all the off-topic posts on here but I won't because it'll only lead to you all whaling.

 

[Adam]

Sounds Brill. With Norris out of loan there is now a gap in the squad. Let's hope he can fillet.

 

[fallacy]

Let's get these puns out the way so speak now or forever hold your plaice

 

[Wouldbee]

I've seen his girlfriend.
She's quite skinny.
How would I describe the Doll? Thin.
Doll. Thin.

Geddit?

 

[Bush Tuckerman]

I hope he doesn't waste his time trawling through this thread for good puns...

 

[Friji]

I actually enjoyed reading a thread on here for once!

 

[Streetboy]

Originally Posted by Streetboy: Good stuff, but where's the point at which someone slips in a fish reference so we can wheel out three pages of puns again?
jlove: I think chocolate-flavoured confectionery has overtaken the fish...

Oh ye of little faith jlove!

 

[Ealing Bee]

I hope this signing doesn't turn out to be a turtle disaster

My Biology teacher said that there is a difference between a reptile and a fish.

At least I think that's what he tortoise...

 

[WarrenBee]

I'm really between a Rock and a hard Plaice about this one, but I'm shore it will be fine once the waves die down.

 

[Ealing Bee]

A whale of a time awaits.

My Biology teacher said there is a difference between a Whale and a Fish.

Though it did me mammal good...



EB avidly awaiting 'Frog' reference next

 

[WarrenBee]

EB avidly awaiting 'Frog' reference next

That will spawn a whole new thread!

 

[beebopalula]

If we lose the fingers will be pointing at him

 

[Womble Bee]

? Very funny thread in the midst of our moaning ( usually! )

 

[Kingston Bee]

Eel be great when he settles in.

 

[WarrenBee]

Pollocks, I've had enough of this!

 

[Aberdeen flyer]

Was our official snapper on hand to take a pic or two ?

 

[nocoat]

I am in danger of spunking all my likes on this thread!

 

[Ealing Bee]

That will spawn a whole new thread!

My Biology teacher said there is no difference between a tadpole and a fish.

Then he smiled, and said: "Amphibian..."

 

[sheffbee]

Looks a bit chubby but I'd still take him tonight in case its waterlogged.

 

[Kingston Bee]

Is he a team mate of John Scales?

 

[WarrenBee]

Is he a team mate of John Scales?

No, you're getting him muddled up with Steve Guppy.

 

[-superbees2k3-]

Good opportunity for the lad - I say carp diem to him...

 

[-superbees2k3-]

Has been known to play the odd defence-splitting bass.

 

[WisBee]

Mr and Mrs Luwalu also have another promising football son , Flipper Luwalu . Kipper and Flipper up front would make a great pairing ,I supposed the club thought just bring one over to trial at first and couldnt see the porpoise in bringing both .

..............................would that pairing get your seal of approval?............................

 

[-superbees2k3-]

Will be interesting to see how he fares against quality defenders like Harlee (sar)dean

 

[Weddington Bee]

I bet Sir Peter GIL- ham will start the Conger going if this little Snapper scores.

 

[WisBee]

..............................there'll be no stopping us now we've got our tails up..............................



...........................unless he starts passing sideways, crab-like..............................



.................................but I hear he puts some mean lobs ter the far post, and is great in the tackle............................

 

[zuko]

Trialling a player with this name is just bait to the GPG

 

[nanny58]

wonder if he would like to book on our second fun day for fishing or are you all carping about ?

 

[YorkBee]

I just hope its not another Clown fish

 

[GEOFFBEE]

Come on, chaps.
This really is so very silly.
Personally, I just cannot see the porpoise of it...

 

[eaglebee]

We are now casting the net very wide

 

[ladbroke]

Oh what have I started?!

I'm going to leave this now and see if I can tuna into beesplayer now...

 

[Beat Poet]

He'll probably get hooked in his first Dev Squad game after getting caught. If that happens, he should be thrown back in for the next game.

 

[dbee3]

Trawled through this thread. A load of Pollocks as usual.

Not a sole I know rates this lad and most reckon eel lead to us getting battered on a regular basis.

 

[JCMcBee]

...fish wearing a tie?

 

[mk1965]

Getting battered on here.

 

[paulmaddy]

Be careful with this one Brentford. I've heard his agent is a right shark.

 

[SQUELCH]

doesn't matter how many fish pun threads we have - always a laugh

 

[Beezy]

He looks after himself. He's a clean living prawn again Christian!

 

[pensioner]

BRILL opportunity for the lad

 

[gashbee]

FFS....give the squid a chance.

 

[kevalutonbee]

Wonder if he got his because he sleeps a lot?