Kipper Luwalu

[Hamburger Hill]

Oh.......my......cod.....four pages of GPG Fish Puns......wow!

 

[Northwestsbuzzinbee]

For frying outloud

 

[1988bees]

After reading such brilliant stuff, I'm finding it hard to weaver fish pun into my whiting

 

[gashbee]

When interviewed last night he felt "the last 5 minutes were a little bit tench"

 

[Eieieio]

i hope eel have a nice week

 

[Eieieio]

he is just a prawn in the game

 

[NorthamptonBee]

Reports from the training ground have reached me that Alan MacCormack had him for breakfast this morning.

 

[-superbees2k3-]

Come on lads...you've krilled the joke now...

 

[kevalutonbee]

Come on lads...you've krilled the joke now...

Will you stop baiting them please?

In his interview with Beesworld I did hear that his favourite artist was Jackson Pollock though

 

[Railway Side Bee]

Sources tell me he's having a whale of a time down at the training ground

 

[Eieieio]

I'm personally going to advise he gets down by Kew Bridge - lovely place for a good roe



Jokes aside, Kipper is such a great name!

 

[WarrenBee]

I can't believe this thread is still running, I assumed that it would have been reeled in by now!

 

[jlove]

It seems to have smoked out all the pun merchants.

 

[kempy]

I can't believe this thread is still running, I assumed that it would have been reeled in by now!

Are you angling for it to be closed?

 

[SlumanBee]

Nice to see we can cast our net far and wide!

 

[WarrenBee]

Are you angling for it to be closed?

I thought that if I hung enough bait out someone would bite.

 

[kevalutonbee]

I can't believe this thread is still running, I assumed that it would have been reeled in by now!

The net is closing in

 

[Beat Poet]

Someone really opened a can of worms when they made the first pun.

 

[WisBee]

Reports from the training ground have reached me that Alan MacCormack had him for breakfast this morning.

.......................oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh Matron.......................


................not the sort of thing I'd expect from a whipper snapper..........................

 

[beebopalula]

Saw a clip. He looked all at sea.

 

[GP200]

................roe dear....................

 

[WisBee]

..............................apparently got one hell of a six-pack, and rippling mussels everywhere...................

 

[Brentford St George]

Surely it's time for the moderators to reel this thread in , it's getting out of plaice . Too many posters are clearly hooked .

 

[nanny58]

shame they don't angle for fun day two and chips

 

[josht]

It seems to have smoked out all the pun merchants.

I sea what you did there.

In all seriousness, apparently he's gone straight into the development squid.

 

[hairman]

I sea what you did there.

In all seriousness, apparently he's gone straight into the development squid.

HooRay!

 

[GEOFFBEE]

I saw him at the Training Ground today.
Smart chap.
Wore a herring bone suit and a turtle neck ...

 

[GP200]

I saw him at the Training Ground today.
Smart chap.
Wore a herring bone suit and a turtle neck ...

.............was he wearing a tie.?????...........,

 

[bostonhanwell]

Uwe was screaming at him in a practice match. I think he was telling him to push trout. Turns out he is hard of Herring, I wish Uwe would stop carping on about it. I know he has got his loaching badges but its always good to pick up bargains from lower league minnows. In other news Marlin Sordell rumoured to be joining on loan. Bit of a pikey apparentley.

Sorry!

 

[GEOFFBEE]

.............was he wearing a tie.?????...........,

I know what you are thinking.
No, but he wore smart salmon coloured trousers, crocodile skin shoes, and he definitely had a dab of something behind his chubby little ears.
He was driven off in a Porsche Turbot, playing loud Marlin Gaye music on its bass stereo.
I believe he was heading for Eel Pie Island...

 

[bostonhanwell]

I know what you are thinking.
No, but he wore smart salmon coloured trousers, crocodile skin shoes, and he definitely had a dab of something behind his chubby little ears.
He was driven off in a Porsche Turbot, playing loud Marlin Gaye music on its bass stereo.
I believe he was heading for Eel Pie Island...

That's an elver dory. He was seen angling for advice from Moray Jones the other day. I would hake to see him flounder.

 

[GEOFFBEE]

That's an elver dory. He was seen angling for advice from Moray Jones the other day. I would hake to see him flounder.

Yes, the poor sole would be washed up in no time.
Hopefully, he will have an absolutely brill debut.
Then we can all do the conger!

 

[kevalutonbee]

He may only be 15 but he already has an agent. Apparently his name is John Dory.

He also has a locker at the training ground. It is next to Davy Jones' locker

 

[GP200]

.............late for training again apparently..............

 

[GEOFFBEE]

He may only be 15 but he already has an agent. Apparently his name is John Dory.

He also has a locker at the training ground. It is next to Davy Jones' locker

I believe the club are trying to develop him as a midfield anchor...

 

[GP200]

I believe the club are trying to develop him as a midfield anchor...

.............breaking news.............he's dropped for Saturday..............

 

[GEOFFBEE]

.............breaking news.............he's dropped for Saturday..............

lol

 

[horshambees]

.............late for training again apparently..............

Went out and got pickled?

Tut tut.

 

[paulmaddy]

Has he got a brother called Chip and a sister called Biff? *

*sorry, non fish pun, but one for those with young kids...

 

[Leonardo]

Anyone know how he's doing (without any puns)?

 

[Balders Bee]

.............late for training again apparently..............

Codswallop. All these tales smell a bit fishy to me. His agent has a reputation as a bit of a Piranha and is spreading tales in order to get Kipper to move, usual stuff rumours of big fish being interested in the talented youngster. Rumour was he was late because he's gone the stables to See Horses train.

 

[jlove]

Off to Arbroath.

 

[GP200]

............cup tied............

 

[Ealing Bee]

I was wondering what had happened to this thread.

Thought maybe it had gone off...

 

[the birds and the bees]

The Gills were interested in him too

id think he'd be a fish out of water there

 

[thenightfly]

You're all mullets. There's something of the Dennis Salmon about him!

(If that isn't a red herring, I don't now what it)

 

[i love brentford]

I think this thread is a load of old pollocks really

 

[JCMcBee]

...he's smoked 20 times a day for past 5 years...bit of a puffer.

 

[SmiffyBee]

148 posts on this thread

117 fish puns
3 tie puns
2 "done up like a kipper" references
2 "keeper / kipper" jokes
1 biblical reference

6 "plaice" references
2 herrings
4 carps

Leonardo has posted twice, but is yet to pun

Game ON !

 

[halibutbee64]

148 posts on this thread

117 fish puns
3 tie puns
2 "done up like a kipper" references
2 "keeper / kipper" jokes
1 biblical reference

6 "plaice" references
2 herrings
4 carps

Leonardo has posted twice, but is yet to pun

Game ON !

How long did it take you to trawl through that lot?