New chants

[SH]

any player we can rehash the nathan elder song for, Speak for everyone when I say that was one of our best ever songs

A cheeky one for Keith? (And a nod to MB and PG)

Matthew and Phil chose Keith Andrews, hurrah hurrah.
The rest of the world said Andrews, who? Hurrah, hurrah.
They knew what we’re doing. It’s part of the plan.
Now you can see why Keith’s the man.
We’re Andrews’ army.
Winning away [at home] again.

 

[hanworthbee]

We should re word the Napoli song for maradona for Michael Kayode....we should even learn to sing it in Italian...oh mama mama mama.....

 

[damsgard.szn]

A cheeky one for Keith? (And a nod to MB and PG)

Matthew and Phil chose Keith Andrews, hurrah hurrah.
The rest of the world said Andrews, who? Hurrah, hurrah.
They knew what we’re doing. It’s part of the plan.
Now you can see why Keith’s the man.
We’re Andrews’ army.
Winning away [at home] again.

not bad!

 

[nocoat]

A cheeky one for Keith? (And a nod to MB and PG)

Matthew and Phil chose Keith Andrews, hurrah hurrah.
The rest of the world said Andrews, who? Hurrah, hurrah.
They knew what we’re doing. It’s part of the plan.
Now you can see why Keith’s the man.
We’re Andrews’ army.
Winning away [at home] again.

Probably change Matthew to Matt so it scans better ?

And knew to know ?

 

[SH]

Probably change Matthew to Matt so it scans better ?

And knew to know ?

And last line to “scoring”

Then bounce up and down after every goal

 

[Mattbfc05]

Not sure how anyone hasn’t suggested it. But for Schade to sway by Michael buble
When the samba rhythm starts to play
Dance with me make me sway
Kevin Schade running down the wing
Scoring goals makes the Brentford sing

Seems like one that could catch on quickly

 

[80s Bee]

Not sure how anyone hasn’t suggested it. But for Schade to sway by Michael buble
When the samba rhythm starts to play
Dance with me make me sway
Kevin Schade running down the wing
Scoring goals makes the Brentford sing

Seems like one that could catch on quickly

Isn’t that the Nunes song?

 

[Mattbfc05]

Isn’t that the Nunes song?

I thought it might have been but heard that voulez vouz chant for him aswell. Think it could fit Schade better

 

[damsgard.szn]

Isn’t that the Nunes song?

nunes has ‘voulez vous’ as his, we now use it for the nelson chant:

I can hear them crying in putney,
Reiss nelson, is a bee
One chat with andrews and he said wow
f*** off fulham i’m at brentford now
DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE

 

[JordanBEE]

nunes has ‘voulez vous’ as his, we now use it for the nelson chant:

I can hear them crying in putney,
Reiss nelson, is a bee
One chat with andrews and he said wow
f*** off fulham i’m at brentford now
DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE

It's a no from me I'm afraid as Fulham have mugged us off the last three times we've played them

 

[homerbees]

“Oh Brentford FC,
you’re the only team for me. Keith Andrews is our head coach and he’s guiding us to victory.”

 

[damsgard.szn]

It's a no from me I'm afraid as Fulham have mugged us off the last three times we've played them

and we’re far ahead of them in the table! It’s just a song…. I get what you mean however.

(it’s a wicked chant though!)

 

[keith c]

All we need is Dango Outtara (clap clap)
Igor Thiago (clap clap)
And Kevin Schade (clap clap) .........that Queen song - finish the rest yourselves.............

 

[SE5Bee]

All we need is Dango Outtara (clap clap)
Igor Thiago (clap clap)
And Kevin Schade (clap clap) .........that Queen song - finish the rest yourselves.............

Have you gone gaga?

 

[Westside]

Has damsgaard earned his own song yet?…
Personally i think so - arguably the best technical player weve ever had?

The sitter would be the Gerrard / Lampard que sera sera one?

Mikkel Damsgaard Damsgaard
Hes tiny, but f*cking hard
He hits it from 40 yards
Mikkel damsgaard

Or do we need to wait til he puts one in from 40 yards?

 

[damsgard.szn]

Has damsgaard earned his own song yet?…
Personally i think so - arguably the best technical player weve ever had?

The sitter would be the Gerrard / Lampard que sera sera one?

Mikkel Damsgaard Damsgaard
Hes tiny, but f*cking hard
He hits it from 40 yards
Mikkel damsgaard

Or do we need to wait til he puts one in from 40 yards?

definitely something that needs to be addressed

 

[Windmill Rd Bee]

He does have his own song though? It's not our best by any means but it gets sung a decent amount.

 

[badgerbee]

He does have his own song though? It's not our best by any means but it gets sung a decent amount.

But not been sure who "he plays with" now that Norgaard has gone......

 

[damsgard.szn]

not heard it since the summer tbh.., time for a change anyway… so many options:
‘I just can’t get enough’
‘we’ve got mikkel damsgaard’
‘que sera sera’

 

[malkay]

Mikkel Damsgaard Damsgaard
Hes tiny, but f*cking hard
He hits it from 40 yards
Mikkel damsgaard

Is 5'11'' tiny nowadays or so you mean something else? I'm sure Mrs Damsgaard could will put in a good word

 

[DizzeeRascal]

Looking back on when we first met
You were coaching throw ins and I cannot forget
Andrews you're the one
You still turn me on
Benham gets it right again

 

[olliebfc]

Looking back on when we first met
You were coaching throw ins and I cannot forget
Andrews you're the one
You still turn me on
Benham gets it right again

I love this, but not the “turns me on” bit… maybe “the bees are marching on”

 

[Ashford Bees]

How about the England “Phil foden” song for Mikkel D….

“Can’t start a fire,
Can’t start a fire without a spark
Damsgaard’s on fire
Playing the (insert team) off the park”

 

[DizzeeRascal]

I love this, but not the “turns me on” bit… maybe “the bees are marching on”

You saying Chief Keith's hair doesn't turn you on?

 

[ActonGreenBee]

Has damsgaard earned his own song yet?…
Personally i think so - arguably the best technical player weve ever had?

The sitter would be the Gerrard / Lampard que sera sera one?

Mikkel Damsgaard Damsgaard
Hes tiny, but f*cking hard
He hits it from 40 yards
Mikkel damsgaard

Or do we need to wait til he puts one in from 40 yards?

Or
Mikhail Damsgaard,
Mikhail Damsgaard,
he comes from Denmark,
with his trademark
pass he’ll kill ya’
same tune as the Kayode song

 

[Max collins]

How about the England “Phil foden” song for Mikkel D….

“Can’t start a fire,
Can’t start a fire without a spark
Damsgaard’s on fire
Playing the (insert team) off the park”

Best one yet

 

[Gawain]

To the tune of "What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor?":

"Super Kevin Schade,
Super Kevin Schade,
Super Kevin Schade,
Brentford's Deutsche Meister"
("Super" is the same in both English and German, while I'm open to alternatives to "Deutsche Meister")

Inspired (if that's not too grandiose a term!) by a game I was at in Freiburg a few years ago, when the Schalke away fans belted something out to that tune - being at the far end I couldn't make out their actual lyric.

 

[petsknee]

To the tune of "What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor?":

"Super Kevin Schade,
Super Kevin Schade,
Super Kevin Schade,
Brentford's Deutsche Meister"
("Super" is the same in both English and German, while I'm open to alternatives to "Deutsche Meister")

Inspired (if that's not too grandiose a term!) by a game I was at in Freiburg a few years ago, when the Schalke away fans belted something out to that tune - being at the far end I couldn't make out their actual lyric.

Nitpicky German me needs to add an R to Deutsche, so it becomes "Brentford's Deutscher Meister". Tracks a bit better that way too, I think...

 

[Westside]

Best one yet

Yep all in. Someone get it started saturday

 

[hobbsy]

Nitpicky German me needs to add an R to Deutsche, so it becomes "Brentford's Deutscher Meister". Tracks a bit better that way too, I think...

Ja genau.

 

[cheshirebee]

Two great songs from England cricket fans over the last couple of weeks and have become total earworms for me…..

 

[cheshirebee]

….To the tune of December ‘63:

Oh what a night
Watching England on a Thursday night
Rooty’s century it was dynamite
Barmy Army
What a night

There was a Friday night version…Jofra’s bowling and he’s dynamite
And a Sunday night version….Stokesy batting and he’s dynamite

Google ‘Oh what a night barmy army’ to get the vibe.

So what’s the Brentford version ????

 

[cheshirebee]

…To the tune of Depeche Mode, Just Can’t Get Enough:

When I see you bowling I go right off my head
And I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
All the yorkers that you bowl and bouncers to the head
And I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
We slip and we slide as we fall in love but I just can’t seem to get enough of…
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Jofra Archer

So what’s the Brentford version ?

 

[Bigruss]

Oh what a night
Watching Brentford on a Tuesday night
Igor scoring, it was dynamite
Brentford FC
What a night

 

[Bigruss]

2nd one has too many words for me.

 

[cheshirebee]

2nd one has too many words for me.

Tbf, most of them are ‘duh’

 

[cheshirebee]

Oh what a night
Watching Brentford on a Tuesday night
Igor scoring, it was dynamite
Brentford FC
What a night

Or,
Super Brentford
What a night

 

[Sultan]

Oh what a night
Watching Brentford on a Tuesday night
Igor scoring, it was dynamite
Brentford FC
What a night

What happens if we play on a Wednesday?

 

[Bigruss]

What happens if we play on a Wednesday?

Change the words.

 

[Sultan]

Change the words.

Saturday afternoon?

 

[Sultan]

I've got it.

Oh what a night
Watching Brentford on a Saturday afternoon
Igor scoring, celebrating like a loon
Brentford FC
What an afternoon.

 

[SanFranciscoBee]

Just stumbled across this 2000s song… seems like an easy one to insert “Schade” into.


View: https://youtu.be/GqYj_f9gVqM?si=IiSCWVSmNhe5Bz3K


“Schade’s like a melody in my head
That I can’t keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
Like my iPod stuck on replay”

 

[damsgard.szn]

….To the tune of December ‘63:

Oh what a night
Watching England on a Thursday night
Rooty’s century it was dynamite
Barmy Army
What a night

There was a Friday night version…Jofra’s bowling and he’s dynamite
And a Sunday night version….Stokesy batting and he’s dynamite

Google ‘Oh what a night barmy army’ to get the vibe.

So what’s the Brentford version ????

late in may in 2021,
emi scored the goal that would send us up
what a feeling, what a night.

 

[damsgard.szn]

…To the tune of Depeche Mode, Just Can’t Get Enough:

When I see you bowling I go right off my head
And I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
All the yorkers that you bowl and bouncers to the head
And I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
We slip and we slide as we fall in love but I just can’t seem to get enough of…
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Jofra Archer

So what’s the Brentford version ?

His name is lewis-potter, he wears the famous red
I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough
slip and slide as we fall in love, and I just cant seem to get enough of....
Der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der
Lewis potter.

 

[UBeeBee]

Late November, it was extra time, Jota scored the goal that sent us wild.

What a feeling, what a night.

Oh what a night.

 

[Fred B]

Here’s a simple somg for Kristoffer Ajer to the tune of Norwegian Wood:

he’s Kristoffer Ajer
Isn’t he good?
Norwegian good.

 

[damsgard.szn]

Here’s a simple somg for Kristoffer Ajer to the tune of Norwegian Wood:

he’s Kristoffer Ajer
Isn’t he good?
Norwegian good.

he’s got a good song

 

[Fred B]

he’s got a good song

Now he has two!

 

[damsgard.szn]

thought to be honest, songs need to be sung more… was trying to start loads in the west but nothing was catching on- we’ve been poor in the stands this season comparatively

 

[Berkobee]

I rather liked the Leeds fans’ anti-VAR chant of “what the f**k is going on?” yesterday. It was so right for the occasion that we applauded it and sang it ourselves. It should catch on, though sadly was edited out of the MOTD coverage.