Samaritans

[SmiffyBee]

Maybe have Neil Smillie on the bench and bring him on to brighten things up?

Wrong thread!

 

[sonofabee]

Brentford have the perfect team for the cause...

GK - Nathan Abject Misery
D- Mel - ancholy Scott
D - Dreddie Hutchinson
D - Ian Ho-LOW-way
M - Tom SADeyemi
M - Paul Mortified
M - Junior Bluewis
M - Sad Benrahma
F - Lasse Bad Vibes
F - Sorrowan Alexander
F - Emiliano Marcondespair

MANAGER / COACH - Wally Downes

Subs

Roger Cross
Keith Fear

 

[johndub]

I assumed that's what it was about.

No. That’s the hokey kokey, my friend!

 

[ruislip bee]

I'm afraid the lack of onions may tip me over the edge

There will never be any onions - get over it!

 

[ianbees1]

There will never be any onions - get over it!

I'll bring my own.

 

[ruislip bee]

I'll bring my own.

But there's no burgers what will you do with them?

 

[ianbees1]

But there's no burgers what will you do with them?

I'm still working on that.........

 

[Hippobee]

Brentford have the perfect team for the cause...

GK - Nathan Abject Misery
D- Mel - ancholy Scott
D - Dreddie Hutchinson
D - Ian Ho-LOW-way
M - Tom SADeyemi
M - Paul Mortified
M - Junior Bluewis
M - Sad Benrahma
F - Lasse Bad Vibes
F - Sorrowan Alexander
F - Emiliano Marcondespair

MANAGER / COACH - Wally Downes

Subs:

Bob Booker-Funeral
Danis Sadman
Neal Mournpay
Alan Wifeleft
Adam DePressley
Jackie Greyham
Lloyd Owusuicidal
Overdose Ingimarsson
Alone Judge
Lone Lee Harvey

 

[Wise old Bee]

I rang them to complain about non-scanning tickets and frozen beer. They offered me some Dignitas vouchers.

 

[ruislip bee]

I rang them to complain about non-scanning tickets and frozen beer. They offered me some Dignitas vouchers.

That's a good offer. Not cheap there.....

 

[Holysmit]

I suppose if they are only taking calls from fat male Brentford fans it will prevent any future scandals.

 

[Mr Tree]

Ironically, i think the original post here was a cry for help... if you need someone to talk to, Pipe... (actually I'd recommend getting to a game and shouting at a referee, very therapeutic, good for the soul)

 

[SmiffyBee]

Ironically, i think the original post here was a cry for help... if you need someone to talk to...

Pipe down ?

 

[GP200]

Pipe down ?

.............thanks for piping up..............

 

[rebus]

Brentford have the perfect team for the cause...

GK - Nathan Abject Misery
D- Mel - ancholy Scott
D - Dreddie Hutchinson
D - Ian Ho-LOW-way
M - Tom SADeyemi
M - Paul Mortified
M - Junior Bluewis
M - Sad Benrahma
F - Lasse Bad Vibes
F - Sorrowan Alexander
F - Emiliano Marcondespair

MANAGER / COACH - Wally Downes

Utterly brilliant.

 

[ianbees1]

But there's no burgers what will you do with them?

Just an update....diced onions on a Moroccan Tomato and chickpea pie.....sorted.

 

[Voice from the Braemar]

this thread lol lol lol an instant classic....well done to the pipe lol ......and i never thought id ever say that lol

 

[SmiffyBee]

Utterly brilliant.

You've lowered your standards....


?

 

[Ghost]

Subs:

Bob Booker-Funeral
Danis Sadman
Neal Mournpay
Alan Wifeleft
Adam DePressley
Jackie Greyham
Lloyd Owusuicidal
Overdose Ingimarsson
Alone Judge
Lone Lee Harvey

Simon Drabcliffe
Doomani Diagouraga

 

[Aussie Bee]

Annoyed at this ridicule of the pipes post.

All he said was stop whinging about nothing important compared to where we came from and it gets turned around to say stop whinging you have never had it so good - as we all know - as does pipe

Sorry - don't get it

 

[Voice from the Braemar]

Annoyed at this ridicule of the pipes post.

All he said was stop whinging about nothing important compared to where we came from and it gets turned around to say stop whinging you have never had it so good - as we all know - as does pipe

Sorry - don't get it

Is he popular down under ? Just asking for a friend lmbo

 

[JRTBEE]

Annoyed at this ridicule of the pipes post.

All he said was stop whinging about nothing important compared to where we came from and it gets turned around to say stop whinging you have never had it so good - as we all know - as does pipe

Sorry - don't get it

You are not going to get it as you’re upside down! Are you any good at hand stands?