sonofabee
Well-known member
Steve Evans
Camber Sands welcomes four packs of warm Carling. That's their marketing campaign. It's the only place in the world where I look middle class. The place will come to a standstill when my Citreon Picasso waltzes into the park. And I've paid for an electric pitch. Bill Benn gives it large about Vegas but I bet his room doesn't come with a halfords 40 litre electric cool box .....240volts, none of this 12v rubbish.
Have you or anyone ever seen a photo of Bill in all those places he says he's in when he can't make a game?
He's probably holed up somewhere on the Allied estate drinking Nescafé from a jar and wishing he'd never mentioned his Coffee empire. He dreams about places like Camber or West Wittering. lol