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:eek:

I've checked the cctv, looks to me like it was fulham. Definitely an outside job :yes: They've tunnelled into the main smiley enclosure, they're like ****ing rats I tell you :nono: big hands for tunnelling they've got and wicked sharp teeth.

Still probably best to move on. I've gone and replaced :fishing: and :sneakoff: with these two :fishing: and :sneakoff:. :shrug: obviously there's not the same lineage but I think they'll do. No point investigating any further, they'll be on the continent by now, no doubt the bastards have had the chips removed so we'll never identify them. Onwards and upwards. Mistakes have been made etc.
 

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I think the answer lies a little closer to home than that CBU.

It seems obvious to me that Paul Brooker is the culprit (as usual). The :fishing: would have been needed for his performances which lead to that thread. When the club could take no more and got rid of him, the :sneakoff: was of course used when disappearing out of the back door with his loot.

I'd keep a close eye on his next club's message board to see if they appear there if I were you. That's assuming that the Dog and Duck pub has a message board.
 

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Ahhh, my two favourites. Now what are we going to do, can we have interviews for a replacement or are we going to pin our hopes on their return some day?

:fishing: :cry: :cry:
 

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Wasnae me. I just gave up waiting for a straight answer, maybe they just escaped.
 

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meltonbee said:
Wasnae me. I just gave up waiting for a straight answer, maybe they just escaped.
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It's possible they just escaped. :yes:

**** me mate, I told you to keep your fackking head down, if nana gets wind they're in a lock up in staines you'll find yourself the evening meal in Wee Dave's pig pen
 

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Right then, I've poured petrol over :fishing: and threatened him with a match in order to find the true identity of mertonbee (he sounds like a MK Don to me!). It's obvious to all that :fishing: is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.The last I heard of :sneakoff: is that he had supposedly taken hostages in a Paris bank raid but escaped in a tunnel to a nearby garage :( He is currently seeking out furniture vans without a strong roof and/or getting his wife to take helicopter lessons "just in case".

If any more smilies escape I'm going to give up this gig :(
 

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Am I right in thinking that these smilies were raised in captivity? I think it may be time to consider whether they should be released back into the wild. What do you think?
 

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I've raised them from pups Les, I don't think they'd last a minute outside of the GPG. They enjoy the comforting feeling of being enclosed on each side by a wire cage. I opened the blinds accidentally once and the sun got in, hence the blind one :cool:
 

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..........just found loads more......................'s......................
 

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The "Imwith" smilie has escaped. Does anyone have any clues as to its whereabouts?
 

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:imwith:

What this one.
 

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That's odd - he's not working for me. Maybe a firewall or summit :shrug:
 

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Nothing a cleared cache couldn't fix :) He was hiding in there somewhere!
 

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Any more and we'd have to employ an extra keeper. We struggle to keep track of the ones we have got.
 
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