Kipper Luwalu

[ladbroke]

Think I got his surname right.. Using mobile so couldn't remember lol..

http://www.kawowo.com/index.php/football/item/16351-gulu-united-luwalo-for-trials-with-brentford-football-club.html

Some false statements such as owner of Brentford etc, but it appears we have this lad on trial from Gulu United...

 

[Bigbee]

Hmm ,some thing fishy about this story

 

[LingfieldBee]

If true. Nothing but good news. Tapping into potential African talent!

 

[condorman]

I hope we are not trialling him just for the halibut

 

[horshambees]

Recommended by Herring Berg.

 

[NorthamptonBee]

Knows where the net is.

 

[stevil]

We've been done up

 

[kempy]

Bream move for the kid if successful.

 

[Leonardo]

Seems to be part of a deal by Bees to support the Ugandanese club:
http://www.brentfordfc.co.uk/news/article/gulu-united-845850.aspx

I would not expect the player to join us because of visa regulations though but the experience will be good for him.

 

[WarrenBee]

Hope he dosen't feel out of plaice.

 

[halibutbee64]

I'm staying out of this one

 

[Ubee]

Lets hope he isn't too coy whilst on trial.

 

[kevalutonbee]

Good to see we are trawling every conceivable talent pool

 

[Bigbee]

Apparently his hero is Jack Wiltshire and he is also keen on smoking

 

[condorman]

He's very similar in style to Danis Salman apparently

 

[Porgey]

Good luck to the lad. I think we should show more respect and scale back on the fish puns.

 

[NorthamptonBee]

Has he got a mullet?

 

[kevalutonbee]

He's very similar in style to Danis Salman apparently

I heard it was Connor Salmon but never mind.

Apparently his favourite rugby player is James Hook

 

[Bigbee]

Favourite ginger player of all time ,Paul Scholes

 

[1988bees]

I hope this signing doesn't turn out to be a turtle disaster

 

[FlyBee]

We already have Button, Lee and Bonham. Why do we need another kipper?

 

[Hamburger Hill]

This thread is sole destroying....there's a real s(tench) about this news...time to stop carping on and focus on reeling in Brizzle later

 

[Kingston Bee]

From what I have heard he should skate it.

 

[Gee Bee]

We should ensure that this charitable work is highlighted in the local press, so they can see at first hand what some of our "shady" people are doing.

 

[maxcavellera]

The Gills were interested in him too

 

[King Bee]

This thread is beggining to hake me off...you guys are just fishing for GEOFFBEE complements...

 

[Denway]

Some of the posts on here have been Brill; others a load of Pollacks. Gets on my Sole sometimes.

 

[BRbee]

Sounds like a good oppor tuna ty for him. If he's a good prospect let minnow.

 

[gashbee]

You never know, he could be the DACE in the pack.

 

[Bigbee]

Mr and Mrs Luwalu also have another promising football son , Flipper Luwalu . Kipper and Flipper up front would make a great pairing ,I supposed the club thought just bring one over to trial at first and couldnt see the porpoise in bringing both .

 

[TW1Bee]

Good luck to the lad. I think we should show more respect and scale back on the fish puns.

Ok but let's hope we can tie up a deal

 

[kempy]

Good luck to the lad. I think we should show more respect and scale back on the fish puns.

They are trout of order!!!

 

[WD19 BEE]

The Gills were interested in him too

He won't join The Gills, they're just a town full of pikes.

 

[banbee]

If he doesn't make the grade as a footballer he could always become a brain sturgeon!!

 

[Beezy]

Problem is, if he doesn't play well from the off, with the current atmosphere, he'll get battered at our plaice.

 

[GP200]

.............oh for cod sake............

 

[WARFIELD BEE]

Sounds like a stitch up to me

 

[Bee4ever]

He would feel at home at Griffin Park....The theatre of Breams !

 

[Bee4ever]

I heard he is a goal poacher !

 

[GP200]

...........will he be skipper??????..........

 

[Buzzettesfriend]

Uwe is apparently hoping he will link up well with Marcello Trouta.

 

[I'll Bee Damned]

I've been herring good things about him - eel be a good addition

 

[Low End Bee]

I hope he knows there's a smoking ban at our plaice.

 

[Bigbee]

We already have Button, Lee and Bonham. Why do we need another kipper?

Michael Kuipers ? Kuipers the keeper along side Kipper ?

 

[Buzzettesfriend]

Apparently he also qualifies to play for Finn Land.

 

[wibs]

I heard we signed his twin brother and also Freddy Fiveloaves

 

[toeneebee]

Apparently he's a very important person in his country of origin and is known locally as the "Cod Father"

 

[Beeian]

Hope he doesn't play like a fish out of water

 

[Humblebee]

He shoukl have a whale of a time at Brentford.

 

[zuko]

Hope he knows how to put it into Roe Z