Marcus Bent

Marcus Bent

Does Anyone know that his real name isnt Marcus Bent
Oh me, me, me :bound:

Is it..... :looks:

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero
Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff ..............................the third, BH Hons :wave:

Am i warm? :confused:
 

Marcus Bent

marcus keeps on getting signing-on fees and is a real journey-man.

no matter what level he is at -from us to the premiership - he is just not quite good enough. so he moves on again.

no doubt he has a few more moves left in him too. but good luck to him: he has found his niche, and the removal men love him!
 

Marcus Bent

why would anyone in their right mind change their name to that :confused:

He should have stuck to Junior :shrug:
 

Marcus Bent

why would anyone in their right mind change their name to that :confused:

Maybe he fell out with Mr Lecky and want to be associated with Mr (or Ms) Bent

I have absolutely no idea if that is the case in Marcus's instance, but that is the most common reason.
 

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Gemma Atkinson is Mr. Bean's daughter.....I kid you not Google it. She certainly appears to have identical twins in her family.
 

Marcus Bent

Signed for Middlesbrough on a two month loan, making it his 359th career move probably. The Onibuje of the higher leagues.
 

Marcus Bent

Marcus Bent

Signed for QPR now on loan for the season. :sad:

Gradualy working his way back home?
 

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He'll probably be manager by the end of the week.
 

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Surprised he has actually played more games for Bees than any other club he has been at (and there are a few to choose from)
 

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****ing joke
 

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He's not exactly a prolific goalscorer is he?
 

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Didn't know he grew up in Shepherd's Bush. I thought it was Isleworth and call me a snob but I can't see why he'd trek an hour plus to go to St Paul's.

I used to work with a childhood friend of his at Heathrow and he never in 5 years mentioned Marcus having any interest in rangers, i think he loosely followed liverpool as a child, as did 20 million others in the late 80's. Most pro's don't tend to support teams, they have favourite players instead, often themselves.

Maybe he's doing a Bentley and imagining a new-club-friendly-past.

Welcome to the circus Bento the clown:jester::banana::horns::afro:
 

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Next week's headline on the back page of the Chronicle:

'QPR GET BENT'

Just an idea
 

Marcus Bent

can someone at BIAS please confirm how much percentage sell on we get from QPR today please.
:cool:

remember when he tried to chop his own head off with a mirror one christmas day. very festive! :cool:
 

Marcus Bent

.............oh dear.........................
 

Marcus Bent

can someone at BIAS please confirm how much percentage sell on we get from QPR today please.
:cool:

remember when he tried to chop his own head off with a mirror one christmas day. very festive! :cool:

still has the scar on his neck to show for it too!
 

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rejoined Sheffield Utd till the end of the season. 3rd time he's played under Adams aswell
 

Marcus Bent

Marcus Bent

One of the best players every to graduate from our junior ranks. I always thought with a bit more application and of course luck, he could've gone on to international level. Assuming his fitness level is good, he should dominate that league. AFC Wimbledon all of a sudden look a decent bet for another promotion.

The fact that he has had some 15 clubs and is still only 33 says something but not sure what....
 

Marcus Bent

Wouldn't mind him back at Griffin Park but he is a great coup for AFC Wimbledon, all the best to Marcus.
 

Marcus Bent

Wouldn't mind him back at Griffin Park but he is a great coup for AFC Wimbledon, all the best to Marcus.

Served him when i was working in Argos in Kingston about 4 years ago. I asked when he would re sign for Brentford and he just laughed at me as if to say no chance. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
 

Marcus Bent

Served him when i was working in Argos in Kingston about 4 years ago. I asked when he would re sign for Brentford and he just laughed at me as if to say no chance. Oh how the mighty have fallen.


he was a c*nt who didnt give a **** about the club,wouldnt want him back
 

Marcus Bent

To be fair to Marcus Bent I can remember him receiving a lot of negative remarks from fans when he was with us but he had carved out a good career as a top league journey man .
 

Marcus Bent

To be fair to Marcus Bent I can remember him receiving a lot of negative remarks from fans when he was with us but he had carved out a good career as a top league journey man .

he got those remarks justifiably,i was one of them...southend away in our relegation year,if you were there,got everything that was shouted at him,he didnt care,we gave him his career,and he acted disrectfully about it,complet c*nt
 

Marcus Bent

Remarks like this one :D


and this one


he got those remarks justifiably,i was one of them...southend away in our relegation year,if you were there,got everything that was shouted at him and deserved it,he didnt care,we gave him his career,and he acted disrectfully about it,complet c*nt
 

Marcus Bent

he got those remarks justifiably,i was one of them...southend away in our relegation year,if you were there,got everything that was shouted at him,he didnt care,we gave him his career,and he acted disrectfully about it,complet c*nt

No argument from me on his performances just before he moved to Palace but the majority of that relegation team didn't care & were pure gash.
 

Marcus Bent

No argument from me on his performances just before he moved to Palace but the majority of that relegation team didn't care & were pure gash.


it was one pony team,but a fair few fought the cause but were just cack
 

Marcus Bent

He's an average player who has earnt a fortune through football
 

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Has he retired?
 

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The fact that he has had some 15 clubs and is still only 33 says something but not sure what....

He likes a signing-on fee.
He's not good enough to establish himself or he's always trying to play at a level higher than his abilities (to get paid more).
 
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