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Getting Aston Villa on this list.

First we had Ollie Watkins making false claims of being abused by a Bees fan. Now we’ve got Villa threatening formal complaints over a Bees member of staff allegedly saying hurty words.

f*** off losers. Thanks for the 6 points.
 

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Getting Aston Villa on this list.

First we had Ollie Watkins making false claims of being abused by a Bees fan. Now we’ve got Villa threatening formal complaints over a Bees member of staff allegedly saying hurty words.

f*** off losers. Thanks for the 6 points.

I really hope the "hurty words" are evident on MoTD :owusu:
 

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Getting Aston Villa on this list.

First we had Ollie Watkins making false claims of being abused by a Bees fan. Now we’ve got Villa threatening formal complaints over a Bees member of staff allegedly saying hurty words.

f*** off losers. Thanks for the 6 points.
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All this.
Plus their entitled fans.
 

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Getting Aston Villa on this list.

First we had Ollie Watkins making false claims of being abused by a Bees fan. Now we’ve got Villa threatening formal complaints over a Bees member of staff allegedly saying hurty words.

f*** off losers. Thanks for the 6 points.
And of course ā€œMattyā€ Cash’s behaviour to get KS sent off. He was silly to fall for it but it was unsavoury to see a player trying to get a fellow professional sent off (yes I know it happens all the time but that doesn’t make it right).

Presumably that’s another of their team who can expect an appropriate reaction when he next comes to us.
 

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Back in the 80's and 90's when we had this thing with Birmingham City I was looking forward to playing Villa, so we could have the whole ground singing anti Birmingham songs, but I'm beginning to hate Villa just as much.
 

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And of course ā€œMattyā€ Cash’s behaviour to get KS sent off. He was silly to fall for it but it was unsavoury to see a player trying to get a fellow professional sent off (yes I know it happens all the time but that doesn’t make it right).

Presumably that’s another of their team who can expect an appropriate reaction when he next comes to us.
He use to get it anyway, just another reason to hurl abuse at him.
 

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Any such list which doesn’t start with QPR disrespects our history IMHO
I would never disrespect any part of Brentford history and the only reason Weeds head my list is because I'm originally from there and my younger days were full of their (so called) fans asking why I didn't support such a big clubs as they are
 

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Nottingham Forest used to get a lot of grief/hate nationwide a generation or two back simply because of the terrace song:-

We hate (5 syllables)
We hate (2 syllables) too
We hate (5 syllables)
But (2 syllables) we love you

Nottingham Forest got inserted in lines 1 or 3 across the country, even at Exeter when we had only ever played Forest 4 times, the last occasion being in 1951!

Anyone remember the Brentford version of this?
 

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Aside from our traditional rivals I dislike Chelsea for being a soulless shell of a club that buys hundreds of odious players using the opposite of our "no d*ckheads" rule. I dislike Manchester Utd for their off the shelf fans. Impossible to have a general conversation about football with them. They know nothing about anything other than Utd and their opinions are handed to them by the media in tired clichƩs.
 

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Anyone remember the Brentford version of this?

Not this... but it'll do

We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Forest too
We hate Nottingham Forest
But Brentford we love you.


EDIT: this is the chant it's taken from


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/bTHTJVrXE70?si=fofYn6aLYwniAGwk


Liverpool have a similar one. Lines 2 and 4 should be 3 syllables not 2. They also shoehorn in "and Leicester" at the end of line 2

Perhaps, given the general consensus on this thread, ours should be:

We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate QPR too (and Fulham),
We hate Leeeeeds United,
But Brentford we love you!
 
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Nottingham Forest used to get a lot of grief/hate nationwide a generation or two back simply because of the terrace song:-

We hate (5 syllables)
We hate (2 syllables) too
We hate (5 syllables)
But (2 syllables) we love you

Nottingham Forest got inserted in lines 1 or 3 across the country, even at Exeter when we had only ever played Forest 4 times, the last occasion being in 1951!

Anyone remember the Brentford version of this?
Why didn't you use Torquay United for lines 1 and 3??!! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
(And assume you used Plymouth for line 2??)
 

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QPR. I was in the Braemar Road stand for the meeting in 1967. I bought six shares to help resist the takeover and that was a week's money. I dislike QPR for that if nothing else 'cause I couldn't even afford to go to the pub for the next week. Bastards.
 

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Fulham version:

"We're not terribly keen on the Chelsea,
While Brentford are a bit common, too,
QPR are rather lacking in class, don't you think?
But Fulham - we're all jolly fond of you!"
There are quite a few at Fulham who have no idea where we play or have ever heard of QPR. :ROFLMAO:
 

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Playing the Devil’s Advocate, and personally not a great fan of the word ā€˜hate’, I think we should amend the thread title to ā€œTeams we loatheā€.

Ironically, it generally has a deeper meaning.
 

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Hated...Watford, QPR and Fulham

Dislike... Reading, Birmingham, Florist
 

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Hate: QPR.
Loathe: Birmingham and Leeds.
Despise: Chelsea, Forest and Villa (and, increasingly, Spurs).
Used to have strong feelings, but have now forgotten, about: Gillingham, Reading, Southend and Watford.
Compare to a Victoria sponge (wouldn’t choose, but really can’t get worked up about): Fulham
 

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Nottingham Forest used to get a lot of grief/hate nationwide a generation or two back simply because of the terrace song:-

We hate (5 syllables)
We hate (2 syllables) too
We hate (5 syllables)
But (2 syllables) we love you

Nottingham Forest got inserted in lines 1 or 3 across the country, even at Exeter when we had only ever played Forest 4 times, the last occasion being in 1951!

Anyone remember the Brentford version of this?
You missed the ā€œand Leicester ā€œ after line 2 .
 

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Playing the Devil’s Advocate, and personally not a great fan of the word ā€˜hate’, I think we should amend the thread title to ā€œTeams we loatheā€.

Ironically, it generally has a deeper meaning.
Despise ?
Abhor ?

"Bristol Rovers i loathe and despise you now fick off"
 

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I dont disrespect our history and i always kick off my hate for The Gas over every club on the planet.
Scum.
I hope they go down again this season.
motherfckrs.
Or go bust.
I'm sure @nocoat would definitely agree with you, as will quite a few others.
Infact most of us would also hate Bristol City.
 

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It wasn't QPR supporters who tried to close us down. I know lots who knew nothing about this and opposed the whole thing. It was their chairman, Jim Gregory along with our chairman, Jack Dunnett, who were behind this and the guilt should be equally appled. QPR and Fulham are local rivals, as are Chelsea now.
Nah. I hated them before the takeover bid. They were our local rivals so it was in my upbringing. Immediately after my first game in ā€˜63 the question my brother and his mates asked was ā€˜how did Rangers do?’ Too late to change now .
 

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I'm sure @nocoat would definitely agree with you, as will quite a few others.
Infact most of us would also hate Bristol City.
I remember going in their pub prior too a game and being sussed out.One bloke said "you do know this is a home fans pub "
"Yes i do" was my reply.
"Oh okay then"was his reply.
And promptly walked off.
I stayed for another couple without any problem.
And we won 2-1 (play off semi)
Did i go back in after the game ?
Yes.
Got some funny looks,but left in one piece.
 

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I'm sure @nocoat would definitely agree with you, as will quite a few others.
Infact most of us would also hate Bristol City.

Personally can't hate Bristol City as they were hosts for one of the all time best away days - New Year's Day 1988. Bliss and Sinton put us 3-0 up at half time. They pulled two back straight after the break, and we did an Aston Villa to hold out for the win. In the words of 100 Years of Brentford, player-manager Steve Perryman "incurred the wrath of the crowd by 'warming down' the players [on the pitch] after the game, a move he had planned irrespective of the result. The City fans thought that he was 'mickey-taking' but the police accepted his explanation." Scenes šŸ˜‚
 

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Personally can't hate Bristol City as they were hosts for one of the all time best away days - New Year's Day 1988. Bliss and Sinton put us 3-0 up at half time. They pulled two back straight after the break, and we did an Aston Villa to hold out for the win. In the words of 100 Years of Brentford, player-manager Steve Perryman "incurred the wrath of the crowd by 'warming down' the players [on the pitch] after the game, a move he had planned irrespective of the result. The City fans thought that he was 'mickey-taking' but the police accepted his explanation." Scenes šŸ˜‚
Didn't they home fans trying and break into our dressing room, after the game, or smashed the windows anyway?
 

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Why didn't you use Torquay United for lines 1 and 3??!! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
(And assume you used Plymouth for line 2??)
We did! We used (in order) 'Nottingham Forest' (!) 'Argyle' and 'Torquay United', Line four being only 2 syllables had to be 'City'
 

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QPeeHa for trying to kill our club in 1967.

Bristol Rovers for having an arrogant announcer being very rude to the Bees team on several games in the 1990's.


Several others for minor hatred reasons including Forest, MK Dons, and Sarfend!!
 

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Not in the top half of the table today... I think of it like the DIY league ladders with cut-out tabs you used to get in Shoot! as a youngster. Move them around as the mood takes ;)

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But it's the only league they are ever top of, permanently. Some sort of VAR review surely...
 

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Aside from our traditional rivals I dislike Chelsea for being a soulless shell of a club that buys hundreds of odious players using the opposite of our "no d*ckheads" rule. I dislike Manchester Utd for their off the shelf fans. Impossible to have a general conversation about football with them. They know nothing about anything other than Utd and their opinions are handed to them by the media in tired clichƩs.
Not to mention leaving one of ours seriously concussed in a cup match :mad:
 

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the team whose result i look out for with expectant hope that they've lost is putney first and foremost. And it's been a wondeful last 3 fixtures. The ultimate is when we win and they lose for me. It adds a spring in my step.

Teams I don't really like include but not limited to:
Really dislike= Celtic
Current Prem
Liverpool
BHA
Spurs
Forest
Wolves
Burnley

Champ
ipswich (lee hyam and their fans last time we played them away got on my tits)
Wrexham
Hull
Brum Scum
QPR
Swansea
Leicester

Div One
Cardiff
Luton
Wycombe
Reading
Orient
Doncaster Rovers

Div Two
MK
Salford
Gillingford
Tranmere
Newport

Conference
FGR
Southend
Woking
Yeovil
Aldershot
Sutton

Conference South
Torquay
Ebbsfleet.

Conference North
Hereford
 

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the team whose result i look out for with expectant hope that they've lost is putney first and foremost. And it's been a wondeful last 3 fixtures. The ultimate is when we win and they lose for me. It adds a spring in my step.

Teams I don't really like include but not limited to:
Really dislike= Celtic
Current Prem
Liverpool
BHA
Spurs
Forest
Wolves
Burnley

Champ
ipswich (lee hyam and their fans last time we played them away got on my tits)
Wrexham
Hull
Brum Scum
QPR
Swansea
Leicester

Div One
Cardiff
Luton
Wycombe
Reading
Orient
Doncaster Rovers

Div Two
MK
Salford
Gillingford
Tranmere
Newport

Conference
FGR
Southend
Woking
Yeovil
Aldershot
Sutton

Conference South
Torquay
Ebbsfleet.

Conference North
Hereford
Bloody hellfire. That's a lot of hate. Even by my standards.

Have you tried CBT
 

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Bloody hellfire. That's a lot of hate. Even by my standards.

Have you tried CBT
Haha. I didn’t say hate. ā€œJust-don’t-really-like-and on-balance-glad-if-they-loseā€. Was fun going down to Nat league S/N.
 

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Haha. I didn’t say hate. ā€œJust-don’t-really-like-and on-balance-glad-if-they-loseā€. Was fun going down to Nat league S/N.
But Celtic can f*** off and die. Cnuts 😃
 

Teams we hate

the team whose result i look out for with expectant hope that they've lost is putney first and foremost. And it's been a wondeful last 3 fixtures. The ultimate is when we win and they lose for me. It adds a spring in my step.

Teams I don't really like include but not limited to:
Really dislike= Celtic
Current Prem
Liverpool
BHA
Spurs
Forest
Wolves
Burnley

Champ
ipswich (lee hyam and their fans last time we played them away got on my tits)
Wrexham
Hull
Brum Scum
QPR
Swansea
Leicester

Div One
Cardiff
Luton
Wycombe
Reading
Orient
Doncaster Rovers

Div Two
MK
Salford
Gillingford
Tranmere
Newport

Conference
FGR
Southend
Woking
Yeovil
Aldershot
Sutton

Conference South
Torquay
Ebbsfleet.

Conference North
Hereford
Why stop there?
 
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