A Real Mysteron
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My exact response! I was looking at the tweets to check it wasn't a spoofed account. Why the hell did the club even need to go there? It's like something a team of unjustifiably cocky 20 somethings on The Apprentice would come up with ??I had to check it wasn’t April 1st.
?Not sure who’s responsible for designing the stuff for the club but they need sacking.
Seriously, why can we never get this sort of thing right?
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My exact response! I was looking at the tweets to check it wasn't a spoofed account. Why the hell did the club even need to go there? It's like something a team of unjustifiably cocky 20 somethings on The Apprentice would come up with ??
Not sure who’s responsible for designing the stuff for the club but they need sacking.
Seriously, why can we never get this sort of thing right?
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I went to Wickes to buy a drainpipe. None in the rack. Questioned a staff member..." No Sir if it's not in the rack we don't have any in stock". Went home and ordered online and collected from the same shop 30 minutes later. I checked the rack. Empty.Probably been covered before, but why are there some things that are available in the online shop that aren't available in the store.......??.....
And vice versa.....??......
Should have used the phone!I went to Wickes to buy a drainpipe. None in the rack. Questioned a staff member..." No Sir if it's not in the rack we don't have any in stock". Went home and ordered online and collected from the same shop 30 minutes later. I checked the rack. Empty.
Black Friday is all about selling off tat and pretending it's deal of the century. See Amazon for reference.Now they are using Black Friday to sell off all the old tat that they couldn’t shift in previous years. Come on guys give us something nice for Black Friday.
I saw someone wearing this on Saturday, looks worse in the flesh - Dog sh*teWHAT ARE WE THINKING?!?!?!?!
Honestly, someone got paid to come up with this disaster? Any fan wearing that on a match day needs carting off.
Its not hard to create a nice retro top. The current options on offer are awful.
Why not re stock the blue KLM one? Why not re design some of the older classics??
Wake up Brentford.
????I saw someone wearing this on Saturday, looks worse in the flesh - Dog sh*te
yesAre we allowed to point and laugh at anyone seen wearing the monstrosity?
They say "In time things do grow on you" but not this oneAre we allowed to point and laugh at anyone seen wearing the monstrosity?
You can point and sing, what the fooking hell is that, what the fooking hell is that.Are we allowed to point and laugh at anyone seen wearing the monstrosity?
I think it would be a nice holiday shirt for warm climates. Matching shorts would be good.Just seen the new retro mash up, my eyes are burning, it’s awful and I have penchant for gaudy clothes!
You can have a matching fleeceNot sure who’s responsible for designing the stuff for the club but they need sacking.
Seriously, why can we never get this sort of thing right?
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You can have a matching fleece
We steal our ideas . Whod have thoughtDoes someone else suggest/impose the ideas for these kits and the club just sell them?
Man City (I think) had an equally dreadful patchwork of old kits at one point which their players used as a warm-up top.
Another club using Umbro had a tattoo kit last year too?
Its inline with the multi coloured seats.WHAT ARE WE THINKING?!?!?!?!
Honestly, someone got paid to come up with this disaster? Any fan wearing that on a match day needs carting off.
Its not hard to create a nice retro top. The current options on offer are awful.
Why not re stock the blue KLM one? Why not re design some of the older classics??
Wake up Brentford.
When I go abroad on an international trip, we usually have a "Sh*te Shirt" evening in the bar, a night or two before the game. A lot of us get our gear from this lot:That is some proper sh*te.
When I go abroad on an international trip, we usually have a "Sh*te Shirt" evening in the bar, a night or two before the game. A lot of us get our gear from this lot:
https://www.sh*teshirts.com/products/sh*teshirts
I contacted them earlier to suggest they stock the Brentford mash-up and they replied: "Eh? Are you taking the p1ss? We've at least got some standards."

I know. It was a joke. My bad.
Tbh I thought it was more like "Umbro give us - and everyone else - the ideas, but we should probably ask for some better ones"We steal our ideas . Whod have thought
So we get given a range of designs and we pick the sh*te ones ?Tbh I thought it was more like "Umbro give us - and everyone else - the ideas, but we should probably ask for some better ones"
Yeah! Or they don't give us any good ones...The biggest clubs probably get more attention. If indeed it is up to Umbro.So we get given a range of designs and we pick the sh*te ones ?
Well, talkshit radio Goldstein reckons we get 20m in merchandise!Yeah! Or they don't give us any good ones...The biggest clubs probably get more attention. If indeed it is up to Umbro.
Couldn’t have said it better myselfMore of a cock up than a mash up shirt
...........said in a Denis Norden style................More of a cock up than a mash up shirt
The bobble hat might perhaps be worn by a child but if I saw an adult wearing it, I’d think it was done for a dare!I think we've done the shirt is f.in hideous. But how about these two gems
The snood is furry inside , really warm , and well the hat is absolutely sopt on . I got 2 of each ?
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Order placed 05 November still processing as of today??Order placed the evening of Tues 7th Nov, still 'processing' as of 4pm Mon 13th Nov.......![]()
If we wanted to do a mash-up kit, maybe a bit of counselling would be prescribed.If we really wanted to do a mash up kit, maybe a different front and back and different sleeves?
Order placed 05 November still processing as of today??

no luck as of this morning still processing ??Any luck today? 25 hours later and mine's still processing, did get an email letting me know they've got a sale on though, every cloud and all that....![]()
I raised this at the FAB on Wednesday and there was some surprise that this was the case. It will be looked atI’ve seen here that BFCs reply to queries is “online is different, it’s nothing to do with us“. Really?
Different as in:
- it’s Dave the agency worker who does naff all, or…
- it comes via Umbro‘s lesser known Antarctic warehouse?